Holiday dragons are a very mysterious breed. They are only seen during winter, and even then it is hard to catch a glimpse of one. They are responsible for the general cheer that spreads during the holidays. In essence, they are the “Spirits of Winter.”

Dragons are highly-intelligent reptilian creatures that—from a human perspective, at least—appear to live forever. Many different varieties of dragon exist, each with their own unique qualities, habitats, and behavior. Adolescence in dragons is usually marked by the growth of a hatchling’s wings, although not all breeds of dragons grow wings and some breeds have other traits that indicate the beginning of maturation. In Galsreim, dragons and humans coexist peacefully.

Tired of being a mere sorter at the corn storage hall, Cornbread Bin decided to also become a writer for theatre. Her first play was geared for a human audience (despite her lack of knowledge of human cultures) and debuted in Off-Off-Off-Broadway in time for the December holiday spike. Viewers can honestly say that there's no play like it.

The story follows a human named Qpwrk who has run out of hollandaise sauce for his trout cake and goes on a quest to find the fabled Hollandaise Trees in west Galsreim. After a journey involving a magma monk, a ribbon dancer advisor, rockfalls in khusa land, and more, Qpwrk reaches his destination, but he can't bring himself to fell a Hollandaise Tree. He returns home and discovers a hollandaise well right under his house—there was sauce at home all along! Lesson learned.

After the experience, puzzled playgoers, unable to say much to their peers, gaze at the programme and at the play's title. Truly, there's no play like "Home for the Hollandaise".