Well, the chick grew up into a chicken, but you’re still not sure how the egg got into that cave...

Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robbin-Bobbin-Oscopy is a very brave chicken, the bravest among the Channel X News flock. Whenever anything happens, she is the first to muster up enough courage to flee. Indeed, she even runs away courageously for no apparent reason. Often she is daringly retreating when Captain Queenie stretches her wings, stalwartly skedaddling from a scoop of scratch, or valiantly vamoosing from her own shadow. Few can comprehend how much courage these tasks involve.

When not confidently displaying cowardice, Brave Sir R is the spokeshen for Channel X News. She Is frequently heard squawking our important articles of late-breaking news such as "It's Thursday!" or "Captain Queenie is eating a hamburger bun!". Many appreciate the very important information she shares at all hours.