Far and away one of the most enigmatic of dragon breeds, the Sinomorph is shrouded in near-complete mystery. While the exact conditions that herald its arrival are not certain, it is said to only appear when called upon by all six Zyumorphs. Record of its existence may be limited to folklore and ancient legends, but recent sightings seem to suggest this storybook behemoth may truly walk the lands of Valkemare. If the stories of the past are to be trusted, its appearance serves as a beacon of light in the face of looming calamity.

Dragons are highly-intelligent reptilian creatures that—from a human perspective, at least—appear to live forever. Many different varieties of dragon exist, each with their own unique qualities, habitats, and behavior. Adolescence in dragons is usually marked by the growth of a hatchling’s wings, although not all breeds of dragons grow wings and some breeds have other traits that indicate the beginning of maturation. In Galsreim, dragons and humans coexist peacefully.

Whenever Captain Awful Theme Song is summoned—usually by accident; her conjuration number is one digit off from that of a much more powerful and helpful sinomorph—she will proceed to sing a somewhat catchy but truly obnoxious theme song to announce her arrival. She then explains how great she is. If those who conjured her are too dumbfounded to flee, she then asks what the matter is and uses her magic to create a massive meeting room in which to discuss the situation, even teleporting villains into the forum to explain themselves if necessary. She believes she can talk all evildoers out of their evil ways, but is just as effective at talking heroes out of heroism with her boring meetings. When asked when she will change to a more effective strategy, she declares, "Never! This isn't even my final forum!"