Aww... It’s a cute baby dragon. It is made out of paper, and is so small and light, you can hold it on one finger.

Wilbour is of delicate constitution, even for a little paper dragon. He keeps a hoard of papyri on his human's writing desk, and it's definitely "his" hoard because he threatens to give her paper cuts for touching it. What the hapless author doesn't know is that the paper that Wilbour cares about so much is at least 500 years old. Actually, the dragon doesn't know that either, but he can tell by feel and smell that there is something valuable about these sheets of papyri, and he guards it as typical dragons would guard their hoards of shinies.