Hellfire Wyverns are so named for their foul tempers and fiery visages. Their social structure places all females above all males, due to superior physical characteristics and violent dispositions. Forced subservience of the males causes them to become vicious, petty, antisocial, and passive-aggressive compared to the aggressive and social females. However, orphaned hatchlings raised by foster parents of another species can develop surprisingly even tempers and mellow dispositions, proving that their defining unpleasant nature is, in fact, a learned behavior.

Dragons are highly-intelligent reptilian creatures that—from a human perspective, at least—appear to live forever. Many different varieties of dragon exist, each with their own unique qualities, habitats, and behavior. Adolescence in dragons is usually marked by the growth of a hatchling’s wings, although not all breeds of dragons grow wings and some breeds have other traits that indicate the beginning of maturation. In Galsreim, dragons and humans coexist peacefully.

Unsatisfied with hanging around angry, bossy dragons, I Wish I Were Female is on a quest to either find or disprove the existence of a mystical and possibly mythical beast often mentioned in writing but not well documented otherwise. It is usually furry but may be made of hay, or flowers, or paper, or even sunshine, and it is omnipresent if one knows where to look. There are many adjectives to describe it, making this creature a very mysterious one indeed. That is why I Wish I Were Female is so determined to find it, the beast known as the alot.