Cheese Dragons are not actually alive. They are enchanted items of food that act almost identically to dragons. They have no need to eat, but they must “live” in humid environments or they will dry out and harden.

Kaese is unusual by appearance alone, but he has other interesting traits, too. Fairly gouda at self-defense, he curd wrestle many dragons and win, though he'd be creamed if any fights involve magic use. Despite being enchanted cheese, he knows jack about spell-casting. Kaese is fondue of scarfing down de-brie, and because whatever he puts in his mouth disappears as if by magic, he's a grate garbage receptacle to Herve around. Offer anything to him; he'll edam all. A human once even feta cheshire of drawers to him and was wheel-y pleased to rid herself of an unwanted piece of furniture. Some think Kaese is an uncultured munster, though others feel he's Oka and people shouldn't cas so much judgment on him. He sometimes feels a little bleu when he thinks he's been eating too much and wonders about wheys to cheddar a few pounds.