Cheese Dragons are not actually alive. They are enchanted items of food that act almost identically to dragons. They have no need to eat, but they must “live” in humid environments or they will dry out and harden.

Mozzerel is a paranoid and extremely excitable dragon who bears numerous bite marks on his wings and tail from hatchlings who have yet to learn to control themselves. Not having a true gender, this cheesy beast prefers to be referred to as male (he also prefers to be addressed with the title "God Emperor of All That Is Dairy", but most others just choose to ignore that). Knowing full well that he would make a delicious snack for any of the true dragons, he frequently covers himself in mud to appear slightly less scrumptious than he might otherwise.