Paper Dragons are not truly living creatures. They are pieces of parchment enchanted by magic, and as such, are very vulnerable to fire. However, they behave almost like dragons. The only place where their behavior differs is breeding: paper dragons cannot breed.

I am not food's name stems from the eternal conflict between paper and thing that like to eat paper; such as puppies, shredders, and Solgaton Flamestarter.

You see, when his owner asked him what he would like to be named, he was about to reply "parchment", when a vine came snaking out of nowhere to grab his tail. He saw himself being dragged towards Solgarton's gaping maw, and shrieked "I AM NOT FOOD! I AM NOT FOOD!". His owner promptly wrote this down.

He then realized what was happening, as a tremendous rustling noise was coming from just out of the room.

The two dragons were fighting, though neither seemed to be gaining the upper hand.

The owner, however, found a way to break up the fight.

Merely lighting a match causes both of the dragons to stop fighting, as both are rather frightened of fire.