Well, the chick grew up into a chicken, but you’re still not sure how the egg got into that cave...

Akin to a race of maladjusted Space Chickens, Starcluck is a hen on a mission. Obsessed with scratching mysterious circles in the dirt, Starcluck is convinced that the rare nature of her bantam brethren is due not to the carnivorous nature of Earths inferior inhabitants, but to the poor navigational skills of chicken in general. She is a firm believer that birds of a feather should flock together, and for this reason she has taken it upon herself to etch scars in the Earth large enough for galactic chicken voyagers to locate and lock onto. While still a working progress, Starclucks plan is to utilise large areas of delicious self-replenishing corn crops to relay her messages in a series of geometric symbols that only chickens can decipher. Starcluck maintains that her ravenous appetite for corn is irrelevant to the integrity of her project.