Dragons are highly-intelligent reptilian creatures that—from a human perspective, at least—appear to live forever. Many different varieties of dragon exist, each with their own unique qualities, habitats, and behavior. Adolescence in dragons is usually marked by the growth of a hatchling’s wings, although not all breeds of dragons grow wings and some breeds have other traits that indicate the beginning of maturation. In Galsreim, dragons and humans coexist peacefully.

This dragon is notable for his habit of running around while screaming, "I MAKE HOTDOGS FROM PAPER! PAPER COMES FROM TREES! TREES COME FROM FORESTS! AND SO DO PIGS! HAHAHAHA!" While he has never been known to elaborate past this confusing line, most dragons assume that pork comes from pigs, sausages are made of pork, and hotdogs obviously contain sausages. But when confronted with this hypothesis, this dragon will collapse into a fit of laughter. "YOU SAY THERE IS A LINK! BUT THERE IS NO LINK! ONLY SAUSAGE LINKS! HAHAHAHAHA!" At this point, everyone simply leaves.