Cheese Dragons are not actually alive. They are enchanted items of food that act almost identically to dragons. They have no need to eat, but they must “live” in humid environments or they will dry out and harden.

This dragon began as a friendly and cheerfully cheesy hatchling, much loved and enjoyed by all.

Unfortunately, as it matured into an adult, it suffered from many attempts at being eaten.

Over the years its friendly nature darkened into an angry, twisted hatred and after one too many near fatal attacks (often by someone who was just so hungry or seeking to complete their sandwich) the dragon began to thirst for revenge.

The dragon you see today may appear harmless on the Swiss Cheese outside, but inside lurks a never satisfied hunger that can only be fulfilled by the consumption of people. Luckily for you, this dragon has already filled its stomach today.