Cheese Dragons are not actually alive. They are enchanted items of food that act almost identically to dragons. They have no need to eat, but they must “live” in humid environments or they will dry out and harden.

Cheeze it Yall. Ch-ch-ch-cheeze it! That's what Mr. Big Cheese here says all day long. He thinks its extra funny, since it is his name. No one else, however, likes it. He has a lot of holes, because he has been bitten far too many times by hungry dragons. Generally, dragons don't even like cheese, but he is just so annoying.