Black Dragons are warriors. They are strong and capable in battles of force, but also ample magic users, capable of devastating opponents with their spells. Their bright eyes give them excellent night vision, which is why they generally hunt during the night.

Dragons are highly-intelligent reptilian creatures that—from a human perspective, at least—appear to live forever. Many different varieties of dragon exist, each with their own unique qualities, habitats, and behavior. Adolescence in dragons is usually marked by the growth of a hatchling’s wings, although not all breeds of dragons grow wings and some breeds have other traits that indicate the beginning of maturation. In Galsreim, dragons and humans coexist peacefully.

You Guys Are Weird is eternally disturbed by her parents, You Shook Me All Night Long and Are You Ready For a Good Time, and their unusual behavior. She ran away at a young age to avoid the embarrassment of being around them. Unfortunately, in recent years they have caught up with her and insist on visiting several times a year. As much as it pains her to walk around with them in tow, shaking each other and "having a good time" (aka. Playing catch and pop goes the weasel), she endures it as gracefully as she can.