Cheese Dragons are not actually alive. They are enchanted items of food that act almost identically to dragons. They have no need to eat, but they must “live” in humid environments or they will dry out and harden.

While cheese is not usually thought of as amorous, this flirty creature is certainly the height of romance. He's been known to lurk in the dark corners of the world's finest cheese-making shops, leaping out at random to smooch and generally traumatize any poor worker who stumbles past his hiding places. Several attempts have been made to chase him away, usually with hot pokers, but this determined creature refuses to stay away for long. He has so little time before he's inevitably devoured by mice, and he must use all of it to express his love for the world and pretty human women in general!