Cheese Dragons are not actually alive. They are enchanted items of food that act almost identically to dragons. They have no need to eat, but they must “live” in humid environments or they will dry out and harden.

Wherefore, who thinks of himself as male, is constantly getting lost. Kanaye's cave is not that big and yet he is often seen wandering around aimlessly, getting more upset by the minute. Some of the dragons are nice, kindly leading him where he needs to go while others find his constant confusion annoying and ignore him. Every evening, Kanaye sends Anonymous to lead his friend home, the tracking device she inserted into the direction impaired cheese showing them exactly where he is.