Cheese Dragons are not actually alive. They are enchanted items of food that act almost identically to dragons. They have no need to eat, but they must “live” in humid environments or they will dry out and harden.

This dragon is something of a voracious hunter, which is rather amusing since, being a cheese, she can't actually digest anything. She hunts down ham with ruthless abandon, attacking any poor passerby with a ham sandwich and promptly chomping their treat for herself. This violent attraction to the morsel has made some people complain about her, but her employers are far too impressed by her cooking skills to fire her, and instead offer the victims compensation in cash for their stolen delicacy.