Vampire Dragons are members of the undead. They sustain themselves by drinking the blood of others. It is said that they are only “alive” at night, and seem dead or asleep during the day, as they cannot endure sunlight for long periods of time. Vampire Dragons can only reproduce by changing the eggs of other dragons, puncturing the shell with their fangs and injecting venom that kills the baby inside.

Dragons are highly-intelligent reptilian creatures that—from a human perspective, at least—appear to live forever. Many different varieties of dragon exist, each with their own unique qualities, habitats, and behavior. Adolescence in dragons is usually marked by the growth of a hatchling’s wings, although not all breeds of dragons grow wings and some breeds have other traits that indicate the beginning of maturation. In Galsreim, dragons and humans coexist peacefully.

DorkfaceBites is a Vampire Dragon who wishes she weren't undead. She says that she misses her heart beat, and longs for real food. DorkfaceBites was bitten as an egg, of course, and turned undead without ever having a say in it, as she sees it. She complains very often and she is always thinking about how she is a victim and what she is owed by life. DorkfaceBites is passive-aggressive and very manipulative, she always has some group of dragons to feel pity for her, who will tell her comforting and flattering things. She can only do it for a about 75 years or so before the group of friends realize what a mean manipulative and draining DorkfaceBites really is. She actually moves from clique to clique over the centuries. Luckily her cave has a lot of nocturnal dragons, many of whom enjoy gathering and chatting with other dragons, including DorkfaceBites.