Well, the chick grew up into a chicken, but you’re still not sure how the egg got into that cave...

Way back when, before the era of Gold and Silver Dragons, there was the chicken. Nobody knew how or why the chickens got to that cave, except of course the chickens themselves. Crashing down in their golden arched ship, they had no choice but to blend in with society. Unfortunately, these chickens from space had no idea that 'blending in' would involve copious amounts of flour and vegetable oil.

While not many realize it yet, these angry space chickens are out to get you. They see how you eat chicken as a regular part of your diet, how you can get it at nearly any restaurant, they see it all. And one day, when you least expect it, your box of chicken tenders will really be Space 'Tenders,' ready to use their jagged beak on any soft flesh you have exposed.

Of course, not many people do believe this story, as most of the chickens telling it are already considered insane by their peers.