 | the whitest white to ever white | Adult (m) | 2,616 | 534 | 7 |
| just here to ward dragons | Adult (f) | 2,200 | 479 | 1 |
| ask me about my epoxy resin | Adult (m) | 2,355 | 451 | 1 |
| quilts for a living | Adult (m) | 3,264 | 454 | 0 |
| madam president the duck | Adult (f) | 6,130 | 828 | 1 |
| goose that wants to bite you | Adult (m) | 3,284 | 496 | 3 |
| screams at employees for sport | Adult (m) | 3,795 | 466 | 3 |
| salty about everything ever | Adult (m) | 3,410 | 512 | 1 |
| sugarpuff the better one | Adult (f) | 2,774 | 442 | 1 |
| becky i got stick | Adult (m) | 3,424 | 468 | 1 |
| whos white baby is this | Adult (f) | 3,277 | 466 | 2 |
| cracker barrel on sunday | Adult (f) | 3,030 | 454 | 3 |
| in line on black friday | Adult (f) | 3,388 | 473 | 2 |
| probably homeschools kids | Adult (f) | 3,233 | 468 | 2 |
| hey why are you white | Adult (f) | 3,707 | 504 | 5 |
| omg u cant ask y people r white | Adult (f) | 3,264 | 479 | 2 |
| oh my god karen | Adult (f) | 3,096 | 473 | 3 |
| becky becky look i got stick | Adult (f) | 3,970 | 505 | 4 |
| ungh go away ron | Adult (f) | 3,687 | 520 | 0 |
| ron im leaving | Adult (m) | 4,495 | 492 | 1 |
| collects lots of tea | Adult (f) | 4,522 | 490 | 1 |
| (4oO0u) | Adult (f) | 4,549 | 497 | 1 |
| collects sticks | Adult (f) | 3,353 | 381 | 1 |
| ermmmm actually | Adult (m) | 8,825 | 1,015 | 4 |
| here to ward u | Adult (f) | 4,959 | 925 | 2 |
| ward machine | Adult (m) | 3,706 | 778 | 1 |
| cracker barrel parking lot | Adult (f) | 4,808 | 765 | 4 |
| feelin so fly like a g6 | Adult (m) | 6,960 | 1,124 | 4 |
| a hybrid in spirit | Adult (m) | 6,996 | 1,109 | 3 |
| weird bent fork | Adult (f) | 8,413 | 1,119 | 6 |
| expired almond milk | Adult (f) | 8,520 | 1,143 | 3 |
| extremely bent nonstick skillet | Adult (m) | 7,638 | 1,060 | 5 |
| awwwh crikey | Adult (m) | 8,877 | 1,128 | 3 |
| kicking a tiger in the face | Adult (m) | 7,766 | 1,023 | 6 |
| tricki nicki kinda sticki | Adult (f) | 5,926 | 928 | 3 |
| (9xqIa) | Adult (f) | 4,994 | 928 | 1 |
| (6t5um) | Adult (f) | 5,287 | 858 | 1 |
| (9dXTT) | Adult (f) | 4,347 | 907 | 3 |
 | (tZf6) | Hatchling (m, F) | 1,619 | 701 | 67 |
 | (S6HUP) | Hatchling (F) | 1,570 | 126 | 1 |
| (olJHF) | Hatchling (m, F) | 5,683 | 771 | 4 |
 | misshapen ritz cracker collector | Adult (f) | 3,686 | 864 | 3 |
| i have no arms oh no | Adult (m) | 4,866 | 731 | 2 |
| old guy with rizz | Adult (m) | 5,002 | 734 | 3 |
| sorry if my baby wasnt cool | Adult (m) | 4,336 | 770 | 1 |
 | rolls in plants | Adult (m) | 3,763 | 846 | 3 |
| lavender cookies r good i swear | Adult (f) | 3,620 | 800 | 2 |
| eats flowers in the gardencenter | Adult (m) | 3,933 | 803 | 2 |
| a mostly warm shower | Adult (f) | 4,739 | 812 | 2 |
| 2012 buick enclave | Adult (m) | 4,742 | 782 | 1 |
| 2008 jeep wrangler | Adult (f) | 4,518 | 803 | 0 |
| 2012 chevrolet silverado | Adult (m) | 5,023 | 784 | 1 |
| i missed both times | Adult (m) | 6,112 | 803 | 2 |
| stained glass shoe | Adult (m) | 4,294 | 788 | 1 |
| (kdHz8) | Adult (m) | 3,229 | 668 | 1 |
 | (FuNPF) | Adult (f) | 5,861 | 1,313 | 4 |
| (S9xS3) | Adult (f) | 3,712 | 900 | 3 |
| (Aiz3W) | Adult (f) | 3,585 | 1,149 | 1 |
 | (8QKn2) | Adult (m) | 3,693 | 1,144 | 1 |
| (wIOAq) | Adult (f) | 2,466 | 779 | 1 |
| (tA79M) | Adult (m) | 2,544 | 817 | 1 |
| (Pnfuc) | Adult (f) | 5,369 | 1,082 | 3 |
| t a x e s | Adult (f) | 3,855 | 935 | 3 |
| is obsessed with bitcoin | Adult (f) | 4,677 | 1,163 | 2 |
| (O0604) | Adult (m) | 3,848 | 803 | 4 |
| porpl chicken | Adult (m) | 3,566 | 723 | 8 |
 | (tVI43) | Hatchling (F) | 782 | 147 | 2 |
 | suing the human race over honey | Adult (f) | 3,898 | 857 | 2 |
| do ya like jazz | Adult (f) | 4,516 | 866 | 1 |
| doesnt wanna be here | Adult (m) | 3,371 | 698 | 3 |
| race me bro race me im so fast | Adult (m) | 5,123 | 884 | 4 |
| squishy potatoes | Adult (m) | 3,641 | 811 | 3 |
| long long maaaaaan | Adult (f) | 5,634 | 793 | 2 |
 | when ur eye itches too much | Adult (f) | 3,755 | 791 | 1 |
| stuck on bandaids | Adult (f) | 4,468 | 855 | 1 |
| the gen z eminem | Adult (f) | 3,473 | 772 | 3 |
| me when the ink runs in the wash | Adult (f) | 3,930 | 811 | 2 |
| funky blue pinecone | Adult (f) | 3,759 | 753 | 3 |
| the sega genesis | Adult (f) | 4,119 | 776 | 1 |
| patio like ratio | Adult (m) | 5,767 | 808 | 2 |
| would rather be sleeping | Adult (f) | 5,554 | 771 | 3 |
| big dude mcwowza | Adult (m) | 4,874 | 781 | 2 |
| big blue guy mccoolsauce | Adult (m) | 3,518 | 793 | 1 |
| very bad sonic cosplay | Adult (m) | 4,394 | 742 | 2 |
| mmmm whatchya sayyy | Adult (f) | 5,453 | 851 | 1 |
| bro bro do you even lift | Adult (m) | 5,491 | 707 | 1 |
| awkward prolonged eye contact | Adult (f) | 4,372 | 725 | 3 |
| (WVKjr) | Adult (f) | 5,323 | 786 | 2 |
| (TvnLy) | Adult (m) | 4,964 | 818 | 4 |
 | hot take nobody cares about | Adult (f) | 3,716 | 553 | 2 |
| megamind is hot fight me | Adult (m) | 4,159 | 602 | 1 |
| doc ock is hot fight me | Adult (f) | 3,144 | 623 | 1 |
| i need pictures of spiderman | Adult (f) | 3,030 | 616 | 1 |
| faulty powerline | Adult (m) | 3,608 | 579 | 0 |
| way too many microtransactions | Adult (m) | 3,551 | 546 | 2 |
| emo kid taking it too far | Adult (f) | 3,839 | 571 | 1 |
| how that time of the month feels | Adult (f) | 3,750 | 519 | 1 |
| spicy porcupine | Adult (f) | 3,313 | 807 | 1 |
 | taking forever to exit the plane | Adult (f) | 3,696 | 459 | 2 |
| pulling through on a red light | Adult (m) | 3,813 | 539 | 3 |
| 2 pack of deodorant that stinks | Adult (m) | 3,464 | 409 | 2 |
| has opinions on salads | Adult (m) | 4,426 | 447 | 0 |
| types extremely slow | Adult (m) | 4,534 | 488 | 0 |
| cant drive a car | Adult (m) | 4,408 | 458 | 4 |
| jax and dexter | Adult (m) | 3,694 | 809 | 1 |
| old soda youre not gunna drink | Adult (f) | 3,493 | 785 | 1 |
| ice cube tray you should replace | Adult (m) | 3,963 | 824 | 2 |
| 2005 honda odyssey | Adult (m) | 4,541 | 858 | 5 |
| 2011 kia sorento | Adult (f) | 4,705 | 875 | 6 |
| barkbark grr | Adult (m) | 5,174 | 750 | 2 |
| (IxYZZ) | Adult (f) | 4,228 | 908 | 1 |
| (pANI5) | Adult (f) | 4,185 | 809 | 2 |
 | volunteer mulberry | Adult (m) | 4,193 | 556 | 4 |
| i swear i didnt plant that | Adult (f) | 4,943 | 659 | 3 |
| mystery plant in the yard | Adult (f) | 3,502 | 585 | 2 |
| sending grass to retired horses | Adult (m) | 3,747 | 547 | 0 |
| that thistle that keeps regrowin | Adult (m) | 4,140 | 566 | 1 |
| grass for my ducks | Adult (f) | 3,808 | 559 | 1 |
| clearance salad | Adult (m) | 3,810 | 578 | 1 |
| overgrown weeds in the backyard | Adult (m) | 3,456 | 399 | 2 |
| lying about their date of birth | Adult (f) | 3,542 | 412 | 2 |
| an absolute unit of a man | Adult (m) | 3,421 | 420 | 3 |
| collard greens but good | Adult (f) | 4,315 | 461 | 0 |
| a clearance bag of kale | Adult (m) | 4,712 | 475 | 0 |
| duck pond algae | Adult (m) | 4,493 | 469 | 0 |
| x spinch x | Adult (f) | 4,600 | 849 | 1 |
| you guys remember vine | Adult (f) | 4,449 | 753 | 2 |
| bag of spinach | Adult (m) | 3,725 | 800 | 2 |
| touched grass | Adult (m) | 5,154 | 697 | 2 |
 | (mWmpZ) | Hatchling (F) | 1,747 | 202 | 1 |
 | my tapeworm | Adult (m) | 3,693 | 820 | 1 |
| drives on the wrong side | Adult (f) | 3,607 | 886 | 2 |
| a bored seagull | Adult (m) | 3,371 | 877 | 3 |
| bovine rinsing service | Adult (m) | 3,587 | 876 | 1 |
| when the bed is way too comfy | Adult (f) | 3,425 | 856 | 2 |
| my ability to sleep on time | Adult (m) | 3,593 | 797 | 3 |
| a bent pinwheel | Adult (m) | 4,254 | 789 | 3 |
| maybe a tapeworm | Adult (f) | 4,113 | 773 | 2 |
| 2010 toyota tacoma | Adult (f) | 5,334 | 773 | 1 |
| raid boss with bad loot | Adult (f) | 4,254 | 783 | 3 |
| overloading the dishwasher yolo | Adult (m) | 4,355 | 695 | 4 |
 | not blocking dragon cave ads | Adult (m) | 3,659 | 586 | 3 |
| car insurance for seniors | Adult (f) | 2,946 | 601 | 1 |
| unappealing ai slop ad | Adult (f) | 3,283 | 587 | 1 |
| lab grown tomato | Adult (f) | 3,957 | 610 | 1 |
| getting paid 3x in one month | Adult (m) | 4,117 | 597 | 0 |
| a lost sock | Adult (m) | 3,738 | 452 | 0 |
| a sad tissue box | Adult (f) | 3,029 | 532 | 0 |
| chipmunk yelling at me | Adult (m) | 4,427 | 563 | 2 |
| garter snake in my yard | Adult (f) | 3,713 | 823 | 2 |
| couch removal service | Adult (m) | 3,158 | 942 | 2 |
| blahaj goes to waffle house | Adult (m) | 5,166 | 700 | 4 |
| (V1OsO) | Adult (m) | 6,410 | 703 | 2 |
 | spray painted succulents | Adult (f) | 3,715 | 874 | 4 |
| a plant i forgot to water | Adult (m) | 3,429 | 789 | 1 |
| personality quiz | Adult (f) | 3,480 | 736 | 4 |
| sad salad | Adult (m) | 3,911 | 723 | 1 |
| eating flowers in home depot | Adult (f) | 5,729 | 714 | 2 |
| steals succulent leaves | Adult (m) | 4,292 | 747 | 2 |
| cant garden | Adult (m) | 4,693 | 752 | 2 |
| eats so much dirt | Adult (m) | 4,899 | 778 | 2 |
| gravityyyyyyy | Adult (m) | 5,117 | 751 | 2 |
| (U9SDg) | Adult (m) | 4,126 | 780 | 1 |
| (2WEYv) | Adult (f) | 5,995 | 832 | 4 |
 | a hotel room under a blacklight | Adult (f) | 3,318 | 803 | 2 |
| eating fluorescent paint | Adult (f) | 3,458 | 810 | 2 |
| delicious highlighter juice | Adult (f) | 5,601 | 873 | 2 |
| 2011 ford f350 | Adult (f) | 4,449 | 898 | 6 |
| doin too much | Adult (f) | 3,727 | 749 | 3 |
| can you believe this guy | Adult (m) | 5,426 | 778 | 2 |
| eats glue | Adult (f) | 4,921 | 709 | 4 |
| skibidi rizz champion race horse | Adult (f) | 4,509 | 782 | 2 |
| highlighter guy | Adult (m) | 4,274 | 741 | 1 |
 | pickled carrots | Adult (f) | 2,908 | 518 | 2 |
| a bag of bagels | Adult (f) | 3,303 | 483 | 3 |
| a tire with low air | Adult (f) | 3,016 | 525 | 3 |
| easy garden removal service | Adult (m) | 3,931 | 466 | 6 |
| imagine losing | Adult (m) | 4,142 | 586 | 1 |
| imagine winning | Adult (f) | 3,883 | 710 | 0 |
| imagine not caring | Adult (f) | 4,319 | 730 | 1 |
| imagine sleeping in | Adult (m) | 3,854 | 580 | 1 |
| my car after one pothole | Adult (m) | 4,113 | 425 | 0 |
| 2003 toyota tundra | Adult (f) | 4,402 | 871 | 6 |
| raid boss with heartburn | Adult (m) | 4,013 | 790 | 1 |
| (0Ffs8) | Adult (f) | 3,606 | 905 | 2 |
| (aIcu2) | Adult (f) | 4,575 | 847 | 3 |
 | not an umbrella | Adult (m) | 2,762 | 464 | 7 |
| angry about their aching spine | Adult (m) | 4,050 | 606 | 3 |
| a tripping hazard | Adult (m) | 4,110 | 628 | 2 |
| an ekg | Adult (m) | 4,411 | 575 | 1 |
| musty potatoes in the cabinet | Adult (m) | 3,698 | 563 | 4 |
| an affordable home in alaska | Adult (m) | 3,942 | 594 | 1 |
| odd lizard | Adult (f) | 3,793 | 599 | 1 |
| x gunna give it to ya | Adult (f) | 4,208 | 485 | 2 |
| who cropdusted me | Adult (f) | 3,498 | 790 | 1 |
| i ate the glowsticks | Adult (m) | 4,023 | 693 | 1 |
| (HUahc) | Adult (m) | 3,642 | 932 | 1 |
| (JWlL2) | Adult (m) | 6,925 | 908 | 6 |
 | my names yeg | Adult (m) | 3,753 | 802 | 2 |
| chugging drain cleaner | Adult (m) | 5,159 | 952 | 1 |
