 | chased a train ticket | Adult (m) | 4,142 | 383 | 3 |
 | Cloud slime and play doh | Adult (f) | 5,419 | 552 | 7 |
 | a herd of rabid Rottweilers | Adult (m) | 4,051 | 386 | 6 |
 | with Kryptonian muscle strength | Adult (f) | 3,842 | 370 | 8 |
 | Uncle Clark and shared cookies | Adult (m) | 4,080 | 382 | 8 |
 | It's foolproof and it goes wrong | Adult (f) | 4,430 | 403 | 9 |
 | like the pied piper himself | Adult (m) | 3,665 | 344 | 6 |
 | takeout container for added deco | Adult (m) | 4,357 | 319 | 3 |
 | impressive if he'd been taller | Adult (f) | 5,039 | 384 | 1 |
 | where i thought id be on monday | Adult (f) | 4,093 | 397 | 5 |
 | Leaving Ron as the rational one | Adult (m) | 3,675 | 371 | 4 |
 | That's 'Flowey' Behavior | Adult (f) | 3,784 | 369 | 5 |
 | My chapped are lips | Adult (m) | 3,949 | 386 | 7 |
 | gratuitous misuse of the emdash | Adult (f) | 4,124 | 393 | 4 |
 | switch to full speed ahead | Adult (m) | 3,696 | 380 | 6 |
 | kiss me John Hancock | Adult (m) | 5,087 | 350 | 2 |
 | sans the redneck looking for you | Adult (m) | 4,745 | 329 | 5 |
 | ludicrous purple underwear | Adult (f) | 5,148 | 355 | 3 |
 | Congratudolences | Adult (m) | 4,791 | 331 | 2 |
 | allegory of giving banjo to baby | Adult (m) | 5,234 | 362 | 2 |
 | a dad being passed a phone | Adult (f) | 4,454 | 298 | 4 |
 | His fingers piano | Adult (m) | 3,485 | 381 | 4 |
 | Why waste time say lot word | Adult (f) | 3,752 | 319 | 2 |
 | Knee surgery tomorrow | Adult (m) | 3,775 | 328 | 1 |
 | apparently reader is the bigfoot | Adult (f) | 3,577 | 320 | 3 |
 | personality of a wet mop | Adult (f) | 4,197 | 327 | 3 |
 | not going to fit the microwave | Adult (f) | 4,366 | 344 | 3 |
 | That feeling when that feeling | Adult (m) | 4,975 | 337 | 2 |
 | capable of carting junk | Adult (f) | 4,760 | 321 | 2 |
 | Client reports ai is devil work | Adult (f) | 4,303 | 316 | 3 |
 | lead back in paint and gasoline | Adult (⚥︎) | 3,091 | 379 | 4 |
 | Sinking and Shipwreck | Adult (f) | 4,004 | 284 | 0 |
 | time feels like a thick jelly | Adult (f) | 3,857 | 258 | 0 |
 | Yes that's kwel I'd like that | Adult (m) | 4,472 | 299 | 4 |
 | DRINKS HIS RESPECT WOMEN JUICE | Adult (f) | 3,473 | 387 | 1 |
 | That's Kool Henry | Adult (m) | 8,338 | 744 | 8 |
 | he falls helplessly into denial | Adult (f) | 3,064 | 395 | 1 |
 | visit to your boyfriend's sewer | Adult (f) | 2,396 | 364 | 3 |
 | his favorite midnight snack | Adult (f) | 4,561 | 321 | 3 |
 | Edible snow globes anyway | Adult (m) | 3,719 | 364 | 1 |
 | who Jaskier well- considers | Adult (m) | 3,845 | 379 | 1 |
| Yer a horcrux Harry | Adult (f) | 3,946 | 367 | 2 |
 | the whole 'my parents' murderer | Adult (f) | 4,181 | 375 | 2 |
 | away from my cuddle-buddy | Adult (m) | 3,283 | 375 | 2 |
 | sorry enough for psychic damage | Adult (m) | 3,328 | 416 | 3 |
 | On his way to become a simp | Adult (f) | 3,208 | 369 | 5 |
 | sounded like a quaking dog | Adult (m) | 3,296 | 432 | 4 |
 | ready wasn't the right word | Adult (m) | 3,502 | 429 | 5 |
 | even sure the man had any | Adult (f) | 3,544 | 383 | 4 |
 | sewn haphazardly with the shadow | Adult (f) | 4,687 | 393 | 3 |
 | ancient and preternatural | Adult (m) | 3,613 | 347 | 3 |
 | you're gonna be doing dishes | Adult (f) | 4,023 | 359 | 3 |
 | Don't hit her with a shovel | Adult (m) | 4,447 | 397 | 7 |
 | that song I just can't find | Adult (f) | 4,315 | 355 | 3 |
 | found himself in a bad position | Adult (f) | 4,090 | 436 | 4 |
 | cuddling me in my sleep | Adult (f) | 3,899 | 445 | 4 |
 | Cuddles for you free of charge | Adult (m) | 3,697 | 437 | 5 |
| a short courtesy wave | Adult (f) | 3,770 | 514 | 3 |
 | Breathing Proved Too Thuwed | Adult (m) | 3,813 | 460 | 5 |
 | with a trained eye | Adult (f) | 3,702 | 458 | 4 |
 | silver spoon surgically shoved | Adult (f) | 3,054 | 396 | 4 |
 | flirting over the security sis | Adult (f) | 3,363 | 404 | 4 |
 | the tense musculature | Adult (f) | 3,490 | 430 | 3 |
| our resident nerds | Adult (m) | 2,993 | 384 | 3 |
 | my wallet is crying | Adult (m) | 3,646 | 344 | 4 |
| You were my husband | Adult (f) | 3,686 | 345 | 4 |
 | Paragon of eloquence | Adult (m) | 3,463 | 491 | 3 |
| his Future Panic Fuel list | Adult (m) | 3,193 | 454 | 5 |
 | victory spoils to indulge in | Adult (f) | 3,624 | 508 | 2 |
 | You ridiculous recluse | Adult (m) | 3,394 | 476 | 6 |
| stop being a rotten liar | Adult (m) | 3,293 | 471 | 3 |
 | Snape's eyebrow twitches | Adult (m) | 5,995 | 573 | 3 |
 | a lemon in his mouth | Adult (m) | 4,827 | 397 | 4 |
 | a lot to unpack here | Adult (m) | 4,372 | 385 | 5 |
 | overedited fast paced slop | Adult (m) | 4,985 | 410 | 4 |
 | a horrible second puberty | Adult (m) | 4,818 | 401 | 4 |
 | I present to you another chapter | Adult (f) | 4,559 | 383 | 5 |
| that overpriced grape juice | Adult (m) | 4,287 | 419 | 7 |
 | Merlin help us all | Adult (f) | 4,041 | 344 | 5 |
 | fall off his stack of books | Adult (m) | 3,375 | 431 | 2 |
| Voldemort kind of has a point | Adult (f) | 3,935 | 439 | 3 |
 | unusual wine and chocolate | Adult (f) | 3,769 | 420 | 2 |
 | ideal boyfriend material | Adult (f) | 3,689 | 412 | 2 |
 | in the driest tone imaginable | Adult (m) | 3,259 | 393 | 6 |
 | convoluted backwards phonics | Adult (m) | 7,008 | 472 | 2 |
 | which is most of them | Adult (f) | 4,156 | 339 | 1 |
 | visibly tried to fix words | Adult (f) | 4,176 | 328 | 2 |
 | weird philosophical quagmire | Adult (f) | 6,140 | 1,018 | 4 |
 | not very intelligent or subtle | Adult (m) | 4,929 | 460 | 6 |
 | Nyancy couldn't block it out | Adult (f) | 3,597 | 441 | 3 |
 | torn wasteland where liquid is | Adult (m) | 3,690 | 442 | 1 |
 | My wife stolen by my brother | Adult (m) | 3,486 | 438 | 1 |
 | probably do something hinged | Adult (f) | 3,797 | 466 | 3 |
| comet that killed the meteors | Adult (f) | 2,978 | 399 | 4 |
 | puppy eyes a c t i v a t e | Adult (m) | 4,088 | 399 | 8 |
 | use it for criminal purposes | Adult (f) | 4,072 | 338 | 1 |
 | made of 100 percent stress | Adult (m) | 4,549 | 356 | 2 |
 | he caresses that locust | Adult (m) | 4,579 | 352 | 1 |
| saving the boyIs life | Adult (m) | 3,776 | 315 | 3 |
 | I caved for you sinners | Adult (f) | 3,664 | 310 | 2 |
| must be paid for dankest memes | Adult (m) | 4,657 | 400 | 3 |
 | from the mini trespasser | Adult (f) | 4,521 | 370 | 3 |
 | public love with an injured man | Adult (m) | 4,241 | 355 | 5 |
 | a sigma brained powerhouse | Adult (f) | 4,700 | 379 | 3 |
 | going to slander me to my face | Adult (m) | 4,932 | 386 | 5 |
 | Yodeling the song of my love | Adult (f) | 4,853 | 393 | 7 |
 | There's ointment for that | Adult (f) | 3,202 | 363 | 7 |
 | have an interesting conversation | Adult (f) | 3,466 | 351 | 4 |
 | a leg in the metaphorical pants | Adult (m) | 3,768 | 373 | 5 |
 | the highest honor that I could | Adult (f) | 3,886 | 372 | 5 |
 | happily-crunching Copernicus | Adult (m) | 4,079 | 387 | 1 |
| this man in a bat suit | Adult (m) | 4,211 | 414 | 3 |
 | diagnoses you with guilty | Adult (f) | 5,845 | 608 | 6 |
 | more than just vaguely adequate | Adult (f) | 4,297 | 446 | 7 |
| the bubonic plaque | Adult (m) | 3,601 | 393 | 8 |
 | belonged to him and science only | Adult (f) | 3,844 | 423 | 7 |
 | you'd Know what dog residue is | Adult (f) | 3,687 | 393 | 6 |
 | Time is humming in his chest | Adult (m) | 3,806 | 423 | 6 |
 | A HUNDRED AND FORTY-SEVEN TIMES | Adult (f) | 3,171 | 302 | 3 |
 | we're going on a journey folks | Adult (m) | 3,219 | 305 | 3 |
 | I'm crying in this Cici's pizzia | Adult (f) | 4,007 | 466 | 5 |
 | Kinda loosey-goosey today | Adult (m) | 4,218 | 427 | 2 |
 | egghead and beanpole | Adult (f) | 4,309 | 452 | 2 |
 | a taste of knuckle pudding | Adult (f) | 4,085 | 433 | 2 |
 | moist lottery | Adult (m) | 4,322 | 443 | 3 |
 | admitting a crime to a Lawyer | Adult (f) | 3,634 | 393 | 2 |
 | involved At Least 4 felonies | Adult (m) | 3,650 | 470 | 3 |
 | like a shy schoolboy | Adult (f) | 3,236 | 433 | 2 |
| worst thing can sound romantic | Adult (m) | 3,084 | 506 | 4 |
 | he walks right back out | Adult (m) | 2,708 | 420 | 2 |
 | Okay Mister Fun-Killer | Adult (m) | 2,480 | 512 | 1 |
| gently bonk his forehead | Adult (f) | 2,613 | 538 | 1 |
 | EXPERIENCE IN A BALL PIT | Adult (m) | 4,269 | 480 | 2 |
 | a rolling giant is JUST hauling | Adult (f) | 4,295 | 445 | 2 |
 | We love an illiterate girl Boss | Adult (m) | 3,358 | 381 | 1 |
 | on the floor from a jumpscare | Adult (m) | 3,687 | 402 | 1 |
 | could have smoked this cigarette | Hatchling (m, F) | 2,830 | 522 | 3 |
| into his mouth in defeat | Adult (f) | 2,686 | 556 | 1 |
 | on the floor of our home | Adult (f) | 3,209 | 426 | 3 |
 | Chocolate chips allowed | Adult (f) | 3,027 | 358 | 2 |
| He'll look like a giant goof | Adult (m) | 3,517 | 453 | 1 |
 | fashions him into a war bride | Adult (m) | 4,681 | 652 | 3 |
 | Observe and Analyze a situation | Adult (f) | 2,971 | 423 | 3 |
| Gathered to ooh and aah | Adult (⚥︎) | 3,455 | 514 | 7 |
 | the boy had a potential amount | Adult (m) | 3,348 | 498 | 4 |
| Fun for who- Find out Next time | Adult (m) | 3,277 | 458 | 5 |
 | Have You Been Scrombled | Adult (m) | 4,229 | 311 | 2 |
 | you like it when I'm disrespect | Adult (m) | 5,073 | 417 | 2 |
| eating the scrapes | Adult (f) | 3,046 | 717 | 4 |
 | hear Space crackling menacingly | Adult (f) | 2,697 | 535 | 2 |
 | I KNOW A SPINELESS BRAT | Adult (m) | 4,633 | 411 | 4 |
| loudmouth must be the smart | Adult (f) | 4,487 | 414 | 1 |
 | guest bedroom is equidistant | Adult (f) | 3,545 | 515 | 2 |
 | they are idiots your honor | Adult (f) | 2,890 | 428 | 3 |
 | just Do The Task himself | Adult (f) | 3,310 | 471 | 2 |
 | Dolls don't blink Susan | Adult (m) | 4,168 | 436 | 3 |
 | less evil than a kitchen knife | Adult (m) | 3,792 | 361 | 2 |
 | better start chewing | Adult (m) | 2,146 | 425 | 2 |
 | how to turn people inside out | Adult (f) | 3,468 | 363 | 7 |
 | fuel the magnetism | Adult (m) | 3,982 | 417 | 5 |
 | too used to the Batglare | Adult (f) | 3,316 | 626 | 3 |
 | So the flower shop stays | Adult (m) | 3,197 | 501 | 2 |
 | this odd clingy duck | Adult (m) | 3,829 | 480 | 2 |
 | Papyrus is already vibrating | Adult (m) | 3,633 | 461 | 3 |
 | JOIN IN THE CONSPIRACY | Adult (f) | 3,217 | 410 | 2 |
 | In which reader has game | Adult (f) | 4,892 | 992 | 8 |
 | likes to cause problems | Adult (m) | 3,130 | 531 | 4 |
| makes for a pretty cold fish | Adult (f) | 2,707 | 461 | 2 |
| What Happens in a Lowes | Adult (m) | 2,476 | 467 | 1 |
| entertaining the local authoriti | Adult (m) | 2,159 | 480 | 6 |
| One degree sadder than normal | Adult (m) | 3,011 | 529 | 5 |
 | for being so cleaver | Adult (f) | 2,900 | 486 | 3 |
 | unhelpful and counterintuitive | Adult (m) | 3,281 | 336 | 2 |
 | up and down his spin | Adult (m) | 3,908 | 404 | 3 |
 | Syrup who seemed unaffected | Adult (f) | 3,757 | 354 | 5 |
 | raw animal magnetism | Adult (m) | 3,985 | 325 | 8 |
| i can walk through walls | Adult (f) | 4,079 | 328 | 3 |
 | DARK AND TERRIBLE MISDEEDS | Adult (m) | 3,574 | 288 | 3 |
 | garbage-can funeral | Adult (f) | 3,697 | 305 | 4 |
 | deaf as a dead bat | Adult (f) | 3,555 | 289 | 3 |
 | just escaped a mental asylum | Adult (m) | 3,770 | 252 | 2 |
| Bad Decisions Supreme Man | Adult (f) | 4,380 | 311 | 3 |
| still a little bit like a turkey | Adult (f) | 4,227 | 298 | 3 |
 | apply juice to what | Adult (f) | 5,095 | 364 | 1 |
 | the forecast for the bedroom | Adult (m) | 4,374 | 321 | 2 |
 | fattest plush hamster | Adult (f) | 3,741 | 297 | 2 |
| my hubris is my undoing | Adult (m) | 4,333 | 316 | 3 |
| zone of tangible Ominous Vibes | Adult (m) | 2,944 | 394 | 4 |
| owe you my life essence | Adult (m) | 4,029 | 326 | 6 |
| meme stash optional | Adult (m) | 4,942 | 361 | 8 |
| spookiest puppy of a man | Adult (f) | 6,631 | 570 | 10 |
| a gaggle of skeletons | Adult (m) | 5,031 | 337 | 3 |
 | give them little kissy-wissies | Adult (f) | 5,208 | 348 | 3 |
 | pipsqueak and gigantor | Adult (m) | 5,713 | 492 | 4 |
 | i am indeed a grandpa | Adult (f) | 5,652 | 486 | 1 |
 | lmao just be good enough | Adult (m) | 4,144 | 368 | 1 |
 | It was dinosaur oatmeal | Adult (m) | 4,040 | 364 | 1 |
 | Oh lawd-they comin | Adult (f) | 3,514 | 322 | 2 |
| Unhealthy power abuse | Adult (m) | 4,277 | 397 | 1 |
 | bit of a Mexican standoff | Adult (m) | 4,240 | 373 | 1 |
