Lineage: Queen Magrat

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Queen Magrat
- Yr of the Intimidating Porpoise
  - Year of the Dancing Dog
    - Discworld Calendar
      - Year of the Stoat
        Year of the Pensive Hare
        Century of the Rat
        Century of the Cheesemite
        Year of the Quiet Monkey
        Century of the Fruitbat
        Century of the Anchovy
      - Year of the Ant
        Year of the Revolving Crab
        Century of the Summer Weevil
        Century of the Dragonfly
        Z'Year of the Trout
        Century of the Cobra
        Century of the Three Lice
    - Discworld Calendar II
      - Year of the Sideways Leech
        Year of the Prawn
        Year of the Lenient Vegetable
        Year of the Significant Triangle
        Year of the Pensive Frog
        Year of the Astounded Beetle
        Year of the Engaging Sloth
      - Year of the Translated Rat
        Year of the Scrofulous Vole
        Year of the Insulted Goat
        Year of the Amending Camel
        Year of the Talking Frog
        Year of the Hyena
        Year of the Notional Serpent
  - MONKS of History
    - Money Lenders of Ankh-Morpork
      - Helmet Off When You Speak To Me
        Mortgages And Incidentally
        Thousands of years ago
        the old empire had enforced
        That's My Pike You're Pointing
        the Pax Morporkia
        which had said to the world
      - You Horrible Little Debtor
        At Me - I Paid For That Shield
        Do Not Fight Or We Will Kill You
        The Pax had arisen again
        You're Holding And Take My
        but this time it said
        If You Fight We'll Call In Your
    - T H E E N D
      - I didn't have to said Tiffany
        Mr Block looked at her
        Not a girl
        Tiffany said
        suspiciously for a moment
        I'm a witch
        And she looked down
      - The magic was already here
        So did you use magic
        to the little cat
        beside her and said
        to make the hut miss
        That's so
        isn't it You
- Lady Lilith de Tempscire
  - Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler
    - Nanny Ogg's Fifteen Children
      - Shawn Ogg
        Darron Ogg
        Jason Ogg
        Tracie Ogg
        Daff Ogg
        Grame Ogg
        Shirl Ogg
      - Reet Ogg
        Wane Ogg
        Nev Ogg
        Sharleen Ogg
        Dreen Ogg
        Trev and Kev Ogg
        Karen Ogg
    - Discworld Dwarfs
      - Fruntkin
        Fflergant
        Grab Bashfull Bashfullsson
        Dee Jar'akh'haga
        Modo the Gardener
        Giamo Casanunda
        Blodwen Footcracker
      - Tagwen Tagwensson
        Aeron Jar'akh'haga
        Glod Glodsson
        Sgt Cheery Littlebottom
        The Low King Rhys Rhysson
        Albrecht Albrechtson
        B'hrian Bloodaxe
  - The Hag O' Hags
    - The Shepherd's Crown
      - 0ld Tom
        Special Sheep Liniment
        Lu-Tze's Broom
        The Bad Penny
        The Great Bronze Spoon of Cladh
        0o The Luggage o0
        Tiffany's Frying Pan
      - Detritus' Piecemaker
        Hex's Fluffy Teddy Bear
        Prince Haram's Tiller
        Granny Weatherwax's Broomstick
        The Scone of Stone
        Archchancellor's Hat
        Sapient Pear Wood
    - open your eyes again
      - astronomically stupid
        Do what you must do Never lie
        Always face what you fear Have
        just enough money never too much
        but you don't always have to be
        And some string
        Even if it's not your fault
      - Open your eyes and then
        honest Never wish Especially
        it's your responsibility
        Witches deal with things
        don't wish upon a star which is
        Never stand between two mirrors
        Never cackle