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I said Oi
But into the shop
If I had some tigers
Unisex Chip Shop
By Bill Bailey
I'd train 'em to protect her
I used to buy my chips from
An oppressive chip shop regime
Came a skin-head gang
From the sexual fascism that was
The girl who worked there
She seemed happy but I knew
Lurking 'round the gherkins
It was not what it seemed
Do you want salt and vinegar
