Lineage - Puns from the Heart - Dragon Cave

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Puns from the Heart
- Do dragons ever have a plan
  - What do you call a dragon that
    - What do you call a connection
    - between two points in space time
      - Long fairy tales have
      - a tendency to dragon
  - can juggle - Talonted
    - through which only dragons pass
      - Dragons are easy to weigh
      - They come with their own scales
    - A wyrmhole
- No they just wing it
  - What do young dragons compete in
    - Two dragons walk into a bar
    - First says It's hot in here
      - Why are dragons
      - such good story tellers
  - A talon show
    - Second dragon looks at him
      - Because they
      - have long tails
    - Shut your mouth