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Birth Control Vex
- Abstinence Only Education
  - It's Safe in a Jacuzzi
    - But We Did It Standing Up
      - Saran Wrap Appears Ineffective
        You Said You Were On the Pill
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        You Promised You'd Pull Out
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
      - I Heard Diet Coke Works Great
        You Said You Were On the Pill
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        You Promised You'd Pull Out
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
    - The First Time Is Just For Fun
      - Saran Wrap Appears Ineffective
        You Said You Were On the Pill
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        You Promised You'd Pull Out
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
      - I Heard Diet Coke Works Great
        You Said You Were On the Pill
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        You Promised You'd Pull Out
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
  - I Jumped Up and Down Afterward
    - But We Did It Standing Up
      - Saran Wrap Appears Ineffective
        You Said You Were On the Pill
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        You Promised You'd Pull Out
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
      - I Heard Diet Coke Works Great
        You Said You Were On the Pill
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        You Promised You'd Pull Out
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
    - The First Time Is Just For Fun
      - Saran Wrap Appears Ineffective
        You Said You Were On the Pill
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        You Promised You'd Pull Out
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
      - I Heard Diet Coke Works Great
        You Said You Were On the Pill
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        You Promised You'd Pull Out
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
- The Rhythm Method
  - It's Safe in a Jacuzzi
    - But We Did It Standing Up
      - Saran Wrap Appears Ineffective
        You Said You Were On the Pill
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        You Promised You'd Pull Out
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
      - I Heard Diet Coke Works Great
        You Said You Were On the Pill
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        You Promised You'd Pull Out
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
    - The First Time Is Just For Fun
      - Saran Wrap Appears Ineffective
        You Said You Were On the Pill
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        You Promised You'd Pull Out
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
      - I Heard Diet Coke Works Great
        You Said You Were On the Pill
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        You Promised You'd Pull Out
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
  - I Jumped Up and Down Afterward
    - But We Did It Standing Up
      - Saran Wrap Appears Ineffective
        You Said You Were On the Pill
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        You Promised You'd Pull Out
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
      - I Heard Diet Coke Works Great
        You Said You Were On the Pill
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        You Promised You'd Pull Out
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
    - The First Time Is Just For Fun
      - Saran Wrap Appears Ineffective
        You Said You Were On the Pill
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        You Promised You'd Pull Out
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
      - I Heard Diet Coke Works Great
        You Said You Were On the Pill
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        You Promised You'd Pull Out
        Just Once Without Protection
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else
        Blame it on the Alcohol
        Look I Can Send Fertility Vibes
        Point Those Someplace Else