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Gastlycrumb
Tinies
Took Foolish Advice
Didn't Know It Was Loaded
Bought a Parachute Cheap
Tripped on a Skate
Tried to Make Meth
Went over the Rail
Fell Down the Stairs
Assaulted by Bears
Found Spoiled Meat on Sale
Wasted Away
Thrown out of a Sleigh
Nibbled to Death
Cut the Wrong Wire
Choked on a Peach
Sucked Dry by a Leech
Got Trapped in a Dryer
Smothered under a Rug
Done In by a Thug
Quit Smoking Too Late
Went Up in Flames
Mistaken for Skeet
Drowned in a Lake
Took Lye by Mistake
Dried Out in the Heat
Struck with an Axe
Swallowed Some Tacks
Tried to Name Names
Drove on the Wrong Side
Swept out to Sea
Died of Ennui
Just Lay Down and Died
Run Through with an Awl
Trampled Flat in a Brawl
Drifted off in Her Sleep
Strangled with a Garrote
Mishandled a Saw
Watched TV in the Shower
Sank in a Mire
Consumed by a Fire
Plunged Headfirst from a Tower
Perished of Fits
Flew into Bits
Ate False Morels Raw
Put Wolfsbane in Soup
Slipped down a Drain
Squashed under a Train
Cracked Her Head on the Stoop
Embedded in Ice
Devoured by Mice
Meant to Brake but Forgot
Crushed by a Tractor
Ate Expired Fish
Head Was Knocked In
Drank Too Much Gin
Made the Wrong Wish
Shot with Harpoons
Worked Over by Goons
Learned Skill was a Factor
Squeezed by a Snake
Hid in a Fridge
Fell off a Bridge
Put Strychnine in Cake
Petted a Spider
Crashed Her Hang Glider
First Drowned Then Imploded
Went Down With the Ship
Thought Drain Cleaner Was Punch
Watched the Fireworks Up Close
Pecked to Death by a Swan
Killed with Kung Fu
Split into Two
Thought the Safety Was On
Used a Short Fuse
Found Snakes in Her Shoes
Must Have Misread the Dose
Caught Up in a Riot
Caught Between Gears
Gored with Two Spears
Went on the Air Diet
Caught in a Quake
Burned at the Stake
Picked Wild Mushrooms for Lunch
Didn't Signal His Turns
Proved He Wasn't Afraid
Hanged with a Noose
Squeezed into Juice
Never Threw the Grenade
Contracted West Nile
Murdered by Guile
Died of Tetanus from Burns
Washed Away in a Flood
Buried in Snow
Felled with One Blow
Lost Five Liters of Blood
Wrecked on the Rocks
Gored by an Ox
Made Just One Little Slip
Savaged by Swine
Shot Full of Holes
Didn't Turn Off the Gas
Perished of Thirst
Swelled Up and Burst
Cut Her Thigh on Some Glass
Shot by a Sniper
Killed by a Viper
Didn't Know the Controls
Forgot His Inhaler
Jumped Off on a Dare
Had Time for One Prayer
Crushed by a Hay Baler
Stepped on a Mine
Drank Hemlock in Wine
Learned It Wasn't Benign
Didn't Boil What He Canned
Thought He Could Swim
Bled Dry by Ticks
Pelted with Bricks
Impaled on a Limb
Shot in a Coup
Disembowell
ed by a Roo
Saw the Meltdown Firsthand
Played Russian Roulette
Stung by a Swarm
Blew Away in a Storm
Had a Krait for a Pet
Breathed Too Much Smoke
Pushed In as a Joke
Sank Three Times and Rose Twice
Encased in Cement
Got Caught in the Fans
Didn't Pay Off His Bets
Starved in the Woods
Killed in a Duel
Crashed on His Bike
Speared with a Pike
Ran Her Plane Out of Fuel
Pierced by an Arrow
Cut Up by a Harrow
Murdered by Hoods
Swept Off by a Typhoon
Boiled in a Vat
Fell and Went Splat
Torn Up by a Baboon
Went to the Chair
Failed to Prepare
Missed Both Trapeze and Nets
Licked a Light Socket
Breathed in Chlorine
Drowned in a Moat
Charged by a Goat
Drank Pure Caffeine
Fell on his Head
Crashed in Her Sled
Blew Up in a Rocket
Kicked by a Horse
Crushed in a Press
Died of the Stress
Thrown Off by Force
Got Buried Alive
Just Failed to Thrive
Ate from Rusty Old Cans
Learned Steel Ladders Conduct
Died of Ebola
Shot by the Law
Gnawed by a Shark
Tripped in the Dark
Made a Plan with One Flaw
Slept on the Tracks
Got Forty-
One Whacks
Drank Nightshade in Cola
Caught in the Spokes
Choked on a Grape
Mauled by an Ape
Had Two Massive Strokes
Cooked on a Spit
Fell into a Pit
Had Her Ship Self-Destru
ct
Bathed with a Toaster
Cut His Throat Trying to Shave
Killed in the War
Crashed through the Floor
Lost Her Way in a Cave
Ate a Bad Clam
Tumbled over a Dam
Fell off a Coaster
Stuck with a Dirk
Bashed with a Rock
Died of the Shock
Found the Brake Didn't Work
Drove While Sedated
Got Defenestrat
ed
Learned What 'Flammable'
Meant
Waited Too Long to Duck
Swallowed Some Lead
Wandered into the Road
Ate Poisoned Pastrami
Caught Salmonella
Fell on an Umbrella
Drowned in a Tsunami
Had a Stuck Throttle
Killed with an Atlatl
Found Out Gas Can Explode
Bitten by Dogs
Stranded in Space
Took a Shell to the Face
Licked Poison Dart Frogs
Crushed between Stones
Broke All Her Bones
Stood Up Then Fell Dead
Made His Own Fugu Stew
Chopped Up by a Propeller
Stewed in a Pot
Sank in Her Yacht
Fell into a Cellar
Trampled by Cows
Run Over by Plows
Used a Poisoned Shampoo
Fell Asleep at the Wheel
Squashed into Paste
Drank Toxic Waste
Became a Croc's Meal
Cooked by a Fever
Hacked Up with a Cleaver
Squeezed Inside Then Got Stuck
Tripped with Scissors in Hand
Hit the Gas Not the Brake
Didn't Get the Mole Checked
Drowned in a River
Stabbed in the Liver
Fell Apart from Neglect
Built His Own Plane
Had a Bleed in the Brain
Learned Her Life Vest Was Fake
Brained with a Club
Broiled on a Grill
Tumbled Downhill
Slipped in the Tub
Walked off a Pier
Stabbed through the Ear
Did a High Dive on Land
Didn't Notice the Warning
Took Too Many Pills
Crashed into a Tree
Pulled Out the IV
Tried Bull Riding for Thrills
Choked on a Nickel
Sliced Up by a Sickle
Woke Up Dead One Morning
Ruptured His Spleen
Trod On by Oxen
Dosed with Digoxin
Didn't Get the Vaccine
Fell from a Swing
Found the Next Spring
