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- 1000 Ways to Die
  - Metro Company PSA
    - dress up like a moose
      - so many dumb ways to die
        set fire to your hair
        poke a stick at a grizzly bear
      - keep a rattle snake as a pet
        eat medicne thats out of date
        use your private-parts
    - during hunting season
      - sell both your kidneys
        as piranha bait - dumb ways to
        die so many dumb ways to die
      - on the Internet
        get your toast out with a fork
        do your own electrical work
  - By Tangerine Kitty
    - disturb a nest of wasps
      - eat a tube of super glue
        teach yourself how to fly
        eat 2 week old unfrigerated pie
      - What's this red button do
        so many dumb ways to die
        invite a psycho killer inside
    - for no good reason
      - Dumb Ways To Die
        scratch a drug dealer's brand
        New Ride - take your helmet off
      - So Many Dumb Ways To Die
        in Outer Space - use a
        clothes dryer as a hiding place
- Science is Teh Winning
  - So Many Cool
    - they may not rhyme
      - play a game with
        Find Amelia Earhearts Fate
        A golden cake
      - a long awaited number
        without a sell-by date
        See missing socks of
    - but theyre quite possibly
      - detect significant amounts
        every size and shape - open a
        box with the lost Nixon tape
      - of martian methane
        so many cool things to find
        meet a friend that hugs ur face
  - Things To Find
    - the Coolest Things to Find
      - discover high levels of
        and a cat in a peculiar place
        learn to love and find ur mate
      - moisture in soil
        avoid those who
        hate and exterminate
    - Coolest Things to Find
      - find microbial life
        cool things to find
        so many cool things to find
      - beyond earth for the first time
        help a friend that seems
        a bit encumbered