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Bought a Parachute Cheap
- Tripped on a Skate
  - Tried to Make Meth
    - Went over the Rail
      - Fell Down the Stairs
      - Assaulted by Bears
    - Found Spoiled Meat on Sale
      - Wasted Away
      - Thrown out of a Sleigh
  - Nibbled to Death
    - Cut the Wrong Wire
      - Choked on a Peach
      - Sucked Dry by a Leech
    - Got Trapped in a Dryer
      - Smothered under a Rug
      - Done In by a Thug
- Quit Smoking Too Late
  - Went Up in Flames
    - Mistaken for Skeet
      - Drowned in a Lake
      - Took Lye by Mistake
    - Dried Out in the Heat
      - Struck with an Axe
      - Swallowed Some Tacks
  - Tried to Name Names
    - Drove on the Wrong Side
      - Swept out to Sea
      - Died of Ennui
    - Just Lay Down and Died
      - Run Through with an Awl
      - Trampled Flat in a Brawl