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Bought a Parachute Cheap
Tripped on a Skate
Tried to Make Meth
Went over the Rail
Fell Down the Stairs
Assaulted by Bears
Found Spoiled Meat on Sale
Wasted Away
Thrown out of a Sleigh
Nibbled to Death
Cut the Wrong Wire
Choked on a Peach
Sucked Dry by a Leech
Got Trapped in a Dryer
Smothered under a Rug
Done In by a Thug
Quit Smoking Too Late
Went Up in Flames
Mistaken for Skeet
Drowned in a Lake
Took Lye by Mistake
Dried Out in the Heat
Struck with an Axe
Swallowed Some Tacks
Tried to Name Names
Drove on the Wrong Side
Swept out to Sea
Died of Ennui
Just Lay Down and Died
Run Through with an Awl
Trampled Flat in a Brawl