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The Counting Song
but there is too much else to do
War and famine all around
don't forget the failures too
Count your blessings too
Do you count - I do
Let's count together
because it daily
Counting counting
counting counting
Counting all the so-called
gets much worse
Counting things you like
One two bits of cake
Problems problems problems
One two three wheels
upon a trike
but here's a funny app
friends who stab you in the back
problems piling up on you
One two three four dollies
One two three four
They just keep on coming
five balloons
One two three four five
There's so many
and there's nothing
six monkeys
wearing pantaloons
you can do
One two three four
five six seven
then suddenly you DIE
Counting all the ways that
it becomes a problem
Relationshi
ps and health and sex
fluffy little cats
One two three four
and God and jobs and sex
five six seven eight
old fashioned hats
keeping track
There are far more
Counting is a lot of fun
if you are under four
problems than a
Try again in thirty years
it's not so fun no more
you can change it if you try
Counting all the ways
four-year-o
ld expects
You will find there are
a lot of boring
Counting opportuniti
es
things to count
Count them count them count them
the world's a giant ball of crap
that got away from you
you must have
the right amount
Regrets and disappointm
ents
Calories and speeding points
and pennies in your purse
