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Grooz
J e r a k e e n
The Great T'Phon
AZRAEL The Death Of Universes
Death's Scythe
THE REAPER MAN
WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR
FOR THE PROPER BALANCE OF THINGS
ALL THINGS THAT ARE ARE OURS
BUT WE MUST CARE - FOR IF WE DO
TO RETURN WHAT WAS GIVEN
NOT CARE WE DO NOT EXIST IF WE
DO NOT EXIST THEN THERE IS
IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF
FOR THE SAKE OF PRISONERS
NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION AND
EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY
AND THE FLIGHT OF BIRDS - LORD
LORD WILL YOU GRANT ME
JUST A LITTLE TIME
Reaper Man - Terry Pratchett
they say is only the
until the wine she made has
In the Ramtop village
where they dance
finished its ferment until the
the real Morris dance
for example they believe
core of their actual existence
crop they planted is harvested
that no-one is finally dead
until the ripples they cause
The span of someone's life
in the world die away - until
the clock he wound up winds down
Nightshade The Queen
The Art of Flying a Broomstick
had to climb down trees
the rest of the world
It was one of the weak spots of
Granny Weatherwax'
s otherwise
to arrange itself so that she
well-develo
ped character that
she'd never bothered to get
she'd never climbed up
arrived at her destination
the hang of steering things
It was alien to her nature
This meant that she occasionall
y
She took the view that it was
her job to move and
The Shining Ones - The Fair Folk
No One Ever Said Elves Are Nice
Elves Are Enchanting
Elves Are Wonderful
They Provoke Wonder
They Weave Enchantment
Elves Are Marvellous
They Cause Marvels
Elves Are Bad
Elves Are Terrific
Elves Are Fantastic
They Create Fantasies
They Beget Terror
Elves Are Glamorous
They Project Glamour
The Great A'Tuin
T u b u l
The Destinatio
n
crusted with rheum and asteroid
on his ponderous limbs
IN A DISTANT and second-hand
set
of dimensions in an astral plane
his huge and ancient shell
that was never meant to fly
the curling star-mists waver
dust He stares fixedly at
pocked with meteor craters
and part - SEE
Great A'Tuin the Turtle comes
Through sea-sized eyes that are
swimming slowly through the
interstella
r gulf hydrogen frost
The Disc
d i s a p p e a r i n g
distant ships sometimes
The disc being flat
has no real horizon
looked as though they were
Any adventurous
sailors
who got funny ideas from staring
over the edge of the world
disappearin
g over the edge of
at eggs and oranges
for too long and set out for
the world was that they were
the antipodes
soon learned that the reason why
B e r i l i a
Ankh-Morpor
k Pearl-of-
Cities
the diseased secretions
to anything
Ankh-Morpor
k Pearl of cities
This is not a
then it might as well be
completely accurate description
of course - it was not
of a dying mollusc
a piece of rubbish
round and shiny
But even its worst enemies
covered with
would agree that if you had
to liken Ankh-Morpor
k
One Man One Vote
by reason of age
as the only form of
T e c h n i c a l l y
the city of Ankh-Morpor
k
democracy that works
is a Tyranny - which is not
always the same thing as a
or not being Lord Vetinari
Everyone is entitled to vote
monarchy and in fact even
the post of Tyrant
unless disqualifie
d
has been somewhat redefined by
the incumbent Lord Vetinari
Queen Magrat
Yr of the Intimidatin
g Porpoise
Year of the Dancing Dog
Discworld Calendar
Year of the Stoat
Year of the Pensive Hare
Century of the Rat
Century of the Cheesemite
Year of the Quiet Monkey
Century of the Fruitbat
Century of the Anchovy
Year of the Ant
Year of the Revolving Crab
Century of the Summer Weevil
Century of the Dragonfly
Z'Year of the Trout
Century of the Cobra
Century of the Three Lice
Discworld Calendar II
Year of the Sideways Leech
Year of the Prawn
Year of the Lenient Vegetable
Year of the Significant
Triangle
Year of the Pensive Frog
Year of the Astounded Beetle
Year of the Engaging Sloth
Year of the Translated Rat
Year of the Scrofulous Vole
Year of the Insulted Goat
Year of the Amending Camel
Year of the Talking Frog
Year of the Hyena
Year of the Notional Serpent
MONKS of History
Money Lenders of Ankh-Morpor
k
Helmet Off When You Speak To Me
Mortgages And Incidentall
y
Thousands of years ago
the old empire had enforced
That's My Pike You're Pointing
the Pax Morporkia
which had said to the world
You Horrible Little Debtor
At Me - I Paid For That Shield
Do Not Fight Or We Will Kill You
The Pax had arisen again
You're Holding And Take My
but this time it said
If You Fight We'll Call In Your
T H E E N D
I didn't have to said Tiffany
Mr Block looked at her
Not a girl
Tiffany said
suspiciousl
y for a moment
I'm a witch
And she looked down
The magic was already here
So did you use magic
to the little cat
beside her and said
to make the hut miss
That's so
isn't it You
Lady Lilith de Tempscire
Cut-Me-
Own-Throat Dibbler
Nanny Ogg's Fifteen Children
Shawn Ogg
Darron Ogg
Jason Ogg
Tracie Ogg
Daff Ogg
Grame Ogg
Shirl Ogg
Reet Ogg
Wane Ogg
Nev Ogg
Sharleen Ogg
Dreen Ogg
Trev and Kev Ogg
Karen Ogg
Discworld Dwarfs
Fruntkin
Fflergant
Grab Bashfull Bashfullsso
n
Dee Jar'akh'hag
a
Modo the Gardener
Giamo Casanunda
Blodwen Footcracker
Tagwen Tagwensson
Aeron Jar'akh'hag
a
Glod Glodsson
Sgt Cheery Littlebotto
m
The Low King Rhys Rhysson
Albrecht Albrechtson
B'hrian Bloodaxe
The Hag O' Hags
The Shepherd's
Crown
0ld Tom
Special Sheep Liniment
Lu-Tze's Broom
The Bad Penny
The Great Bronze Spoon of Cladh
0o The Luggage o0
Tiffany's Frying Pan
Detritus' Piecemaker
Hex's Fluffy Teddy Bear
Prince Haram's Tiller
Granny Weatherwax'
s Broomstick
The Scone of Stone
Archchancel
lor's Hat
Sapient Pear Wood
open your eyes again
astronomica
lly stupid
Do what you must do Never lie
Always face what you fear Have
just enough money never too much
but you don't always have to be
And some string
Even if it's not your fault
Open your eyes and then
honest Never wish Especially
it's your responsibil
ity
Witches deal with things
don't wish upon a star which is
Never stand between two mirrors
Never cackle
Hnaflbaflwh
iflsnifltafl
Clarence Chinny
Horace the Cheese
Millennium Hand and Shrimp
The Ankh-Morpor
k City Watch
Sergeant Fred Colon
Lance-
Constable Bluejohn
Corporal-
Nobby-Nobbs
Special Watchman Wee Mad Arthur
Constable Igor
Z'Captain Carrot Ironfounder
sson
Captain Angua von Uberwald
Corporal Ping
Constable Visit
Constable Reginald Shoe
Sergeant Cheery Littlebotto
m
Corporal Buggy Swires
Commander Sir Samuel Vimes
LC Salacia von Humpeding
The Canting Crew
Altogether Andrews
Oo The Judge oO
Little Sidney
Jossi and Curly
Oo Lady Hermione oO
Mr Viddle
Tinker and Burke
Mr Scrub
Arnold Sideways
0 - Foul Ole Ron - 0
Gaspode The Thinking Brain Dog
Coffin Henry
The Duck Man
The Duck Man's Duck
Big Wee Hag
The Nac Mac Feegles
Wee Mad Arthur
Nearly Big Angus
Big Yan
Big Aggie
Wee Dangerous Spike
Slightly Mad Angus
Slightly Sane Georgie
Awf'ly Wee Billy Bigchin
Medium Size Jock
Rob Anybody
Jeannie The Kelda
Not-Totally
-Wee-Georgie
Wee Jock
Wee Duggie Bignose
Deities of the Discworld
Bilious - Oh God Of Hangovers
Seven Handed Sek
Blind Io
E r r a t a
Pippina Goddess of Disorder
O f f l e r
0 - The Lady - 0
Lamentatio
The Djelibeybi
Herne The Hunted
Czol
Hyperopia Goddess Of Shoes
Hoki The Jokester
Pedestriana
Mrs Evadne Cake
Tubal de Malachite
L a n c r e
Brass Neck
Drumlin's Fell
Lancre Town
Lancre Castle
Lancre Moors
Gnarly Ground
Parasite Universe
Mad Wolf
The Lancre River
B l a c k g l a s s
R a z o r b a c k
Creel Springs
Mad Stoat
Powderknife
Almanack de Gothic
Dragon King of Arms
Schwarzlach
e von Morecombe
John Not-A-
Vampire-
At-All Smith
JaneMary
BettyAnn
Pamela von Jones
Count Bela de Magpyr
Count Arthur
Winkings Notfaroutoe
Count Anton von Freude
Salacia von Humpeding
Vlad de Magpyr
Dragoul von Salic
The Lady Margolotta
Lacrimosa de Magpyr
M a g y r a t o
M a l a d i c t a
0ld Mother Dismass
Z'Unnamed Continent
Dunmanifest
in
Z'River Ankh
The Hubland Wastes
The Chalk
Q u i r m
Big Cabbage
Holy Wood
Sto Plains
L l a m e d o s
The Cities Ankh and Morpork
The Octarine Grass Country
Sto Kerrig
Sto Lat
Sto Helit
Mountains of The Discworld
The Carrack Mountains
The Rammerarck Mountains
The Ramtops
The Blade Mountains
Mount Awayawa
The Caderack Mountains
Mount Raruaruaha
The Mutterhorn
Mountains of the Sun
The Trollbone Mountains
The Morpork Mountains
The Rammerorck Mountains
W y r m b e r g
Cori Celesti
General Mildred Froc
Prince Heinrich of Zlobenia
Awf'lly Wee Billy Bigchin
Granny Weatherwax Quotes
I ain't been vampired
Things that try to
There's no grays
only white that's got grubby
look like things often do look
I'm surprised
You don't know that
You've been Weatherwaxe
d
more like things than things
And sin young man is when
you treat people as things
Well Known Fact
Including yourself
That's what sin is
The Knowin' O' The Speakin
The Hiddlins O' Husbandry
First Ye Get The Boozin' An' The
Oh Waily Waily Waily
The Foldin' O' The Arms
Fightin' An' The Stealin
Oooo Waily Waily Waily
The Pursin' O' The Lips
The Explainin
An' When You Get Back It's Time
Waily Waily Waily
An' That Look In Her Bonny Eye
For The Tappin' O' The Feets
That Says This Explanation
Had Better Be Really Guid
Gwinifer 'Old Mother' Blackcap
Signed Lord Vetinari
C W St John Nobbs
certify that the
The Earl of Ankh - Corporal
The Right Honourable Lord
balance of probability
Cecil Wormsboroug
h St John Nobbs
0 - - - - - - 0
is a human being
is that the bearer
I after hearing evidence
from a number of experts
of this document
i n c l u d i n g
Mrs Slipdry the Midwife
Tak Wrote The World
the geode hatched
The fifth thing Tak did
The first thing Tak did
he wrote himself
he wrote a geode an egg of stone
The second thing Tak did
he wrote the Laws
and the Brothers were born
And in the twilight
The third thing Tak did
he wrote the World
of the mouth of the cave
The fourth thing Tak did
he wrote a cave
Si-Non-
Confectus-
Non-Reficiat
Achmed the Mad
The 10th Foot Ins-and-
Outs
Private Carborundum
Private Shufti Manickle
Private Lofty Tewt
Tilda Tewt
Betty Manickle
Lance Corporal Maladict
Magda Tonker Halter
Sergeant Jack Jackrum
Private Wazzer Goom
Private Oliver Perks
Polly Perks
Alice Goom
Lieutenant Blouse
Thalacephal
os
Guilds of Ankh-Morpor
k
Alchemists'
Guild
The Thieves' Guild
Fools' Guild
Guild of Lawyers
Plumbers' Guild
Gamblers' Guild
Guild of Musicians
Beggars' Guild
Guild of Merchants and Traders
Assassins' Guild
Seamstresse
s' Guild
Guild of Exotic Dancers
Guild of Conjurors
Guild of Engravers and Printers
FABRICATI DIEM PVNC
Guild Mottos of Ankh-Morpor
k
OMNIS QVIS CORVSCAT EST OR
ACVTVS ID VERBERAT
DICO DICO DICO
LVCRE SERMAT
NON ANTE SEPTEM DIES PROXIMA
EXCRETUS EX FORTUNA
ID MVRMVRATIS ID LVDAMVS
MONETA SVPERVACANE
A MAGISTER
VILIS AD BIS PRETII
NIL MORTIFII SINE LVCRE
NIL VOLUPTI SINE LVCRE
NVNQVAM VESTIMVS
NVNC ILLE EST MAGICVS
FARCIMINI
The Library at Unseen University
Broomfog's Anima Unnaturale
Liber Immanis Monstrorum
Necrotelico
mnicon
Liber Paginarum Fulvarum
Stripfettle
's Believe-
It-Or-Not
Monster Fun Grimoire
The Summoning of Dragons
Poledread's
I Spy Demons
Waspmire's Book of Unusual Days
True Art of Levitatione
The Octavo
VENI VIDI VICI A Soldier's Life
Woddeley's Occult Primer
Magavenatio
Obtusis