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A Colorful Tale
Now You Know the Tale
beyond imaginati
on
that it remains hidden somewhere
Flint and his band of renegades
On the clearest of nights
when the winds of the Etherium
swooped in out of nowhere
were calm and peaceful
the great merchant ships
at the farthest reaches
And then
with their cargoes
of Arcturian Sura crystals
gathering up their spoils
felt safe and secure
Little did they suspect
The Loot Of A Thousand Worlds
of the galaxy
vanished without a trace
that they were pursued
by pirates
Flint's secret trove
And the most feared
of all these pirates
stowed with riches
was never found
was the notorious
Captain Nathaniel Flint
but stories have persisted
Like a Candarian zap-wing
overtaking its prey
And Now
a Public Service Announcemen
t
dress up like a moose
so many dumb ways to die
set fire to your hair
poke a stick at a grizzly bear
keep a rattle snake as a pet
eat medicne thats out of date
use your private-par
ts
during hunting season
sell both your kidneys
as piranha bait - dumb ways to
die so many dumb ways to die
on the Internet
get your toast out with a fork
do your own electrical work
from Metro transportat
ion
disturb a nest of wasps
eat a tube of super glue
teach yourself how to fly
eat 2 week old unfrigerate
d pie
What's this red button do
so many dumb ways to die
invite a psycho killer inside
for no good reason
Dumb Ways To Die
scratch a drug dealer's brand
New Ride - take your helmet off
So Many Dumb Ways To Die
in Outer Space - use a
clothes dryer as a hiding place
