Lineage: Learned What 'Flammable' Meant

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Learned What 'Flammable' Meant
- Waited Too Long to Duck
  - Swallowed Some Lead
    - Wandered into the Road
      - Ate Poisoned Pastrami
        Caught Salmonella
        Fell on an Umbrella
      - Drowned in a Tsunami
        Had a Stuck Throttle
        Killed with an Atlatl
    - Found Out Gas Can Explode
      - Bitten by Dogs
        Stranded in Space
        Took a Shell to the Face
      - Licked Poison Dart Frogs
        Crushed between Stones
        Broke All Her Bones
  - Stood Up Then Fell Dead
    - Made His Own Fugu Stew
      - Chopped Up by a Propeller
        Stewed in a Pot
        Sank in Her Yacht
      - Fell into a Cellar
        Trampled by Cows
        Run Over by Plows
    - Used a Poisoned Shampoo
      - Fell Asleep at the Wheel
        Squashed into Paste
        Drank Toxic Waste
      - Became a Croc's Meal
        Cooked by a Fever
        Hacked Up with a Cleaver
- Squeezed Inside Then Got Stuck
  - Tripped with Scissors in Hand
    - Hit the Gas Not the Brake
      - Didn't Get the Mole Checked
        Drowned in a River
        Stabbed in the Liver
      - Fell Apart from Neglect
        Built His Own Plane
        Had a Bleed in the Brain
    - Learned Her Life Vest Was Fake
      - Brained with a Club
        Broiled on a Grill
        Tumbled Downhill
      - Slipped in the Tub
        Walked off a Pier
        Stabbed through the Ear
  - Did a High Dive on Land
    - Didn't Notice the Warning
      - Took Too Many Pills
        Crashed into a Tree
        Pulled Out the IV
      - Tried Bull Riding for Thrills
        Choked on a Nickel
        Sliced Up by a Sickle
    - Woke Up Dead One Morning
      - Ruptured His Spleen
        Trod On by Oxen
        Dosed with Digoxin
      - Didn't Get the Vaccine
        Fell from a Swing
        Found the Next Spring