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Learned What 'Flammable'
Meant
Waited Too Long to Duck
Swallowed Some Lead
Wandered into the Road
Ate Poisoned Pastrami
Caught Salmonella
Fell on an Umbrella
Drowned in a Tsunami
Had a Stuck Throttle
Killed with an Atlatl
Found Out Gas Can Explode
Bitten by Dogs
Stranded in Space
Took a Shell to the Face
Licked Poison Dart Frogs
Crushed between Stones
Broke All Her Bones
Stood Up Then Fell Dead
Made His Own Fugu Stew
Chopped Up by a Propeller
Stewed in a Pot
Sank in Her Yacht
Fell into a Cellar
Trampled by Cows
Run Over by Plows
Used a Poisoned Shampoo
Fell Asleep at the Wheel
Squashed into Paste
Drank Toxic Waste
Became a Croc's Meal
Cooked by a Fever
Hacked Up with a Cleaver
Squeezed Inside Then Got Stuck
Tripped with Scissors in Hand
Hit the Gas Not the Brake
Didn't Get the Mole Checked
Drowned in a River
Stabbed in the Liver
Fell Apart from Neglect
Built His Own Plane
Had a Bleed in the Brain
Learned Her Life Vest Was Fake
Brained with a Club
Broiled on a Grill
Tumbled Downhill
Slipped in the Tub
Walked off a Pier
Stabbed through the Ear
Did a High Dive on Land
Didn't Notice the Warning
Took Too Many Pills
Crashed into a Tree
Pulled Out the IV
Tried Bull Riding for Thrills
Choked on a Nickel
Sliced Up by a Sickle
Woke Up Dead One Morning
Ruptured His Spleen
Trod On by Oxen
Dosed with Digoxin
Didn't Get the Vaccine
Fell from a Swing
Found the Next Spring