Lineage: Sank Three Times and Rose Twice

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Sank Three Times and Rose Twice
- Encased in Cement
  - Got Caught in the Fans
    - Didn't Pay Off His Bets
      - Starved in the Woods
        Killed in a Duel
        Crashed on His Bike
        Speared with a Pike
        Ran Her Plane Out of Fuel
        Pierced by an Arrow
        Cut Up by a Harrow
      - Murdered by Hoods
        Swept Off by a Typhoon
        Boiled in a Vat
        Fell and Went Splat
        Torn Up by a Baboon
        Went to the Chair
        Failed to Prepare
    - Missed Both Trapeze and Nets
      - Licked a Light Socket
        Breathed in Chlorine
        Drowned in a Moat
        Charged by a Goat
        Drank Pure Caffeine
        Fell on his Head
        Crashed in Her Sled
      - Blew Up in a Rocket
        Kicked by a Horse
        Crushed in a Press
        Died of the Stress
        Thrown Off by Force
        Got Buried Alive
        Just Failed to Thrive
  - Ate from Rusty Old Cans
    - Learned Steel Ladders Conduct
      - Died of Ebola
        Shot by the Law
        Gnawed by a Shark
        Tripped in the Dark
        Made a Plan with One Flaw
        Slept on the Tracks
        Got Forty-One Whacks
      - Drank Nightshade in Cola
        Caught in the Spokes
        Choked on a Grape
        Mauled by an Ape
        Had Two Massive Strokes
        Cooked on a Spit
        Fell into a Pit
    - Had Her Ship Self-Destruct
      - Bathed with a Toaster
        Cut His Throat Trying to Shave
        Killed in the War
        Crashed through the Floor
        Lost Her Way in a Cave
        Ate a Bad Clam
        Tumbled over a Dam
      - Fell off a Coaster
        Stuck with a Dirk
        Bashed with a Rock
        Died of the Shock
        Found the Brake Didn't Work
        Drove While Sedated
        Got Defenestrated
- Learned What 'Flammable' Meant
  - Waited Too Long to Duck
    - Swallowed Some Lead
      - Wandered into the Road
        Ate Poisoned Pastrami
        Caught Salmonella
        Fell on an Umbrella
        Drowned in a Tsunami
        Had a Stuck Throttle
        Killed with an Atlatl
      - Found Out Gas Can Explode
        Bitten by Dogs
        Stranded in Space
        Took a Shell to the Face
        Licked Poison Dart Frogs
        Crushed between Stones
        Broke All Her Bones
    - Stood Up Then Fell Dead
      - Made His Own Fugu Stew
        Chopped Up by a Propeller
        Stewed in a Pot
        Sank in Her Yacht
        Fell into a Cellar
        Trampled by Cows
        Run Over by Plows
      - Used a Poisoned Shampoo
        Fell Asleep at the Wheel
        Squashed into Paste
        Drank Toxic Waste
        Became a Croc's Meal
        Cooked by a Fever
        Hacked Up with a Cleaver
  - Squeezed Inside Then Got Stuck
    - Tripped with Scissors in Hand
      - Hit the Gas Not the Brake
        Didn't Get the Mole Checked
        Drowned in a River
        Stabbed in the Liver
        Fell Apart from Neglect
        Built His Own Plane
        Had a Bleed in the Brain
      - Learned Her Life Vest Was Fake
        Brained with a Club
        Broiled on a Grill
        Tumbled Downhill
        Slipped in the Tub
        Walked off a Pier
        Stabbed through the Ear
    - Did a High Dive on Land
      - Didn't Notice the Warning
        Took Too Many Pills
        Crashed into a Tree
        Pulled Out the IV
        Tried Bull Riding for Thrills
        Choked on a Nickel
        Sliced Up by a Sickle
      - Woke Up Dead One Morning
        Ruptured His Spleen
        Trod On by Oxen
        Dosed with Digoxin
        Didn't Get the Vaccine
        Fell from a Swing
        Found the Next Spring