 | Once upon a time in | Adult (m) | 6,671 | 1,211 | 2 |
| a kingdom far away | Adult (f) | 1,074 | 427 | 184 |
| There lived a prince | Adult (m) | 8,975 | 1,227 | 5 |
| upon a sunny day | Adult (f) | 1,426 | 845 | 36 |
| The prince knew a princess | Adult (m) | 6,771 | 698 | 5 |
| who was fair as could be | Adult (f) | 7,399 | 894 | 3 |
| Her golden locks they tumbled | Adult (m) | 5,109 | 883 | 2 |
| Her face was fair to see | Adult (f) | 2,179 | 613 | 2 |
| Unfortunately her temperament | Adult (m) | 4,253 | 524 | 1 |
| was not the sweetest thing | Adult (f) | 6,170 | 1,116 | 1 |
| If things did not go her way | Adult (m) | 6,159 | 957 | 2 |
| her angry shouts would ring | Adult (f) | 3,066 | 889 | 4 |
| Her father wished to see her wed | Adult (m) | 7,955 | 1,037 | 4 |
| but doubted there was one | Adult (f) | 6,137 | 1,293 | 26 |
| Who would brave her angry looks | Adult (m) | 5,483 | 666 | 3 |
| perhaps nothing could be done | Adult (f) | 4,497 | 1,273 | 12 |
| The charming prince then laughed | Adult (m) | 2,247 | 645 | 3 |
| Z'And promised that he could | Adult (f) | 4,689 | 636 | 1 |
| The wistful king he smiled | Adult (m) | 5,199 | 1,087 | 1 |
| and said that if he would | Adult (f) | 5,851 | 1,367 | 1 |
| The king would gift the prince | Adult (m) | 744 | 333 | 155 |
| half his land and more | Adult (f) | 4,800 | 1,052 | 1 |
| The prince agreed to the task | Adult (m) | 4,307 | 976 | 2 |
| then requested a royal tour | Adult (f) | 3,684 | 752 | 6 |
| With a snort the princess said | Adult (m) | 5,696 | 705 | 1 |
| There's not a chance I'll wed | Adult (f) | 6,247 | 985 | 1 |
| a homely prince with hair so red | Adult (m) | 6,346 | 1,014 | 1 |
| Be off with you I'm won't be led | Adult (f) | 3,601 | 828 | 1 |
| And the plan ultimately failed | Adult (f) | 6,386 | 890 | 2 |
