 | Happiest Days of Our Lives | Adult (m) | 7,193 | 1,453 | 18 |
| When we grew up and went to | Adult (f) | 7,753 | 1,484 | 15 |
| school- There were certain | Adult (m) | 6,899 | 1,588 | 6 |
| teachers who would- Hurt the | Adult (m) | 4,492 | 1,120 | 4 |
| children any way they could- By | Adult (f) | 3,976 | 1,191 | 1 |
| pouring their derision- Upon | Adult (m) | 2,821 | 1,072 | 1 |
| anything we did- Exposing every | Adult (f) | 3,442 | 855 | 2 |
| weakness- However carefully | Adult (m) | 3,363 | 833 | 2 |
| hidden by the kids- But in the | Adult (m) | 3,243 | 840 | 2 |
| town it was well known- When | Adult (f) | 2,668 | 758 | 2 |
| got home at night their fat and | Adult (f) | 2,768 | 743 | 3 |
| Psychotic wives would thrash | Adult (f) | 3,582 | 940 | 1 |
| them- Within | Adult (f) | 6,483 | 1,314 | 2 |
| inches of their lives | Adult (f) | 5,418 | 1,404 | 1 |
