This is a baby chick, not a dragon. So what was it doing in the dragons’ cave?

z'Don Quixote is an androgynous buff orpington with a big attitude. Not even the other chickens can tell if Don is a pullet or a cockerel. Fortunately, Don isn't choosy about being called 'he' or 'she'—or any of those fancy gender-neutral pronouns—so long as xe's not 'it'. Don often drags xer flockmate, Madamosielle Cunegonde, off on adventures to scale mountains, defeat 'horrible dangers', or infiltrate 'mysterious happenings'. It may seem like a grand delusion to most dragons, but the Channel X News chickens often deem it newsworthy. Don is fond of mosquito-hawks and salad greens, enjoys the occasional worm, and is very picky about what burger-buns xe will peck at.