Well, the chick grew up into a chicken, but you’re still not sure how the egg got into that cave...

Ann O'Nymous may be a lavender ameraucana, but she is of the opinion that she is a duck and chooses to ignore any argument to the contrary. She likes mud, chooses to share a nest with the ducks rather than the other chickens, and even beds down on the ground with her web-footed peers rather than flying up to the roost at night. She tried jumping in the pond once, but decided that was one duck activity she could do without. Since she was a tiny puffball of feathers, she wanted to be just like Rhapsody from Carmen and the Ducks.

Music, unfortunately, has never been Ann's strong suit. She has become an author instead and writes romances targeted at the young adult age group. Her first book was published when she was still a pullet, and to this day she is still known for writing chick lit.