Aww... It’s a cute baby dragon. It appears to be made of cheese, and yet it seems alive. You wonder for a moment if it is edible.

And look! It has grown wings! It must be close to maturing.

During a family vacation to Ye Olde England, a wellness cave resort, this hatchling made friends with a young wildcat living in the surroundings. She taught him a secret hunting technique which allows the predator to hide almost in plain sight with only the fangs being visible.

With this technique, the hatchling started "collecting" dragons. He hides in the oddest of places, then tagging the unaware victim by leaving a white or black paw print on its back. He keeps an accurate list of the tagged dragons in his collection scratched into a wall, marking the silhouette of the dragon with individual marks of each dragon.

Most of the residents are relieved when they are finally caught, being safe from further harassment from that moment on. Only one dragon continually manages to avoid being tagged—Tom Dorkface-Riddle. Alas, a true collector will never stop trying.