Magi Dragons are, as their name suggests, primarily magic users. They rarely use physical forms of attack. They eat anything they can kill, which is almost everything. They won’t kill unprovoked except when hunting, although they may kill humans if in danger. Their strong magic makes them one of the most feared breeds of dragons.

Dragons are highly-intelligent reptilian creatures that—from a human perspective, at least—appear to live forever. Many different varieties of dragon exist, each with their own unique qualities, habitats, and behavior. Adolescence in dragons is usually marked by the growth of a hatchling’s wings, although not all breeds of dragons grow wings and some breeds have other traits that indicate the beginning of maturation. In Galsreim, dragons and humans coexist peacefully.

Ridiculous Double Dorkface knows how some of the other dragons whisper about his dubiously incestuous parentage, though no one would dare say it in his presence. R'Double Dorkface is proud to have Midas and Shallyna'ar on both sides—well-diluted, he would add—as well as having Witch Legacy lineage, Oroku the Xmas07, and Gene Simmons himself. R'Double Dorkface is powerful, striking, and very secure in himself in the face of any other dragon. In his youth, he chose not to breed, instead saving himself for another Double Dorkface. Until he found her, he channeled that excess energy into his magical studies.

He eventually met Double Dorkface, a white dragon whose command of magic rivaled his own. She was intelligent, well-spoken, talented, and had a double dorkface lineage. They had a whirlwind romance and quickly fell in love, devoting themselves as life-mates. Their first child, Ridiculous Dorkface Squared, was a laid after their wedding night.