Well, the chick grew up into a chicken, but you’re still not sure how the egg got into that cave...

Her full name is actually 'NinjaZombiePirateRobotSpyLaserVampireDragonSpaceChicken', but most people just call her 'that insane chicken'. Or Tim.

Convinced that she is all of the things listed in her name, one can bet this little chicken has her wings full in activities, and for many years, kept up with every name. Some days she trained with the other Ninja Chickens to fight the Space Chickens, some days she attended an Undead Beings support group (every other member was either a Vampire or Zombie dragon), some days she even worked with local Space Chickens in order to combat the dread Ninja Chickens. But after the uncontrollable molting, as well as a host of other health problems caused by stress, Tim now spends her time only with the Ninja Chickens, using information she gathered while working with the Space Chickens to aid their cause. And she might still slip into a meeting of Undead Beings.