Cheese Dragons are not actually alive. They are enchanted items of food that act almost identically to dragons. They have no need to eat, but they must “live” in humid environments or they will dry out and harden.

Kanaye Didn't Get Me is a paranoid cheese dragon with a rough past. Zie is constantly looking over hir shoulder, as if scared that someone is going to come nab hir away from hir home. A great purple predator called Kanaye often stalks the cave in hopes of growing her cheese army to an even greater might. Kanaye Didn't Get Me is one of the few cheese dragons who managed to scrape by Kanaye's quick fingers and escape the harsh cheese military life that was surely waiting for hir on Kanaye's scroll. Instead, Kanaye Didn't Get Me attempts to live out a peaceful civilian lifestyle on Socky's scroll, but often fails due to the nightmares and flashbacks of purple closing in on hir.