| Rare Air W | Adult (m) | 5,875 | 891 | 4 |
| The Right Motivation W | Adult (m) | 4,303 | 925 | 2 |
| Too Late W | Adult (m) | 5,469 | 825 | 2 |
| The Stupid Is Strong W | Adult (m) | 5,147 | 802 | 2 |
| Please Let Me Sleep W | Adult (m) | 4,934 | 796 | 2 |
| The Moveable Middle W | Adult (m) | 5,645 | 946 | 2 |
| Science Isn't Static W | Adult (m) | 5,565 | 920 | 2 |
| Other Measures W | Adult (m) | 5,188 | 935 | 2 |
| Real Person Fic P | Adult (m) | 4,458 | 802 | 4 |
| Sweet P | Adult (m) | 3,803 | 738 | 6 |
| Overcast Day W | Adult (m) | 4,001 | 748 | 5 |
| Don't I'm Begging You W | Adult (m) | 5,262 | 1,016 | 2 |
| He Started W | Adult (m) | 6,501 | 1,015 | 3 |
| I Should Be Working W | Adult (m) | 5,235 | 733 | 2 |
| Hard Taskmaster W | Adult (m) | 5,256 | 718 | 3 |
| Folsom Prison Blues W | Adult (m) | 5,449 | 784 | 2 |
| I'm Going Crazy W | Adult (m) | 5,787 | 801 | 2 |
| I Don't Care Anymore W | Adult (m) | 4,838 | 747 | 1 |
| Land of Night W | Adult (m) | 5,091 | 652 | 4 |
| Desultory Philippic P | Adult (m) | 5,147 | 696 | 1 |
| Hourly Rates Are Low P | Adult (m) | 4,882 | 658 | 4 |
| I'm So Handy P | Adult (m) | 5,510 | 715 | 3 |
| Really Inactive P | Adult (m) | 5,600 | 716 | 1 |
| Thank You May I Have Another P | Adult (m) | 5,214 | 711 | 2 |
| Not Roman Numerals P | Adult (m) | 4,942 | 700 | 1 |
| Don't Make Me Cry P | Adult (m) | 5,498 | 799 | 5 |
| High Electric Bills W | Adult (m) | 4,516 | 828 | 3 |
| Before Times Gate W | Adult (m) | 4,926 | 939 | 7 |
| MASH Theme Song W | Adult (m) | 5,547 | 988 | 2 |
| Jasper Beardly W | Adult (m) | 4,200 | 754 | 3 |
| Aristotle Amadopolis W | Adult (m) | 4,526 | 800 | 1 |
| Apu Nahasapeemapetilon P | Adult (m) | 4,812 | 810 | 1 |
| Don Brodka W | Adult (m) | 5,138 | 828 | 1 |
| Larry Burns W | Adult (m) | 5,386 | 830 | 1 |
| Birch Barlow W | Adult (m) | 5,497 | 726 | 2 |
| Blue-Haired Lawyer W | Adult (m) | 5,466 | 726 | 2 |
| Capital City Goofball P | Adult (m) | 5,481 | 916 | 5 |
| Carl Carlson W | Adult (m) | 5,591 | 902 | 3 |
| Chazz Busby W | Adult (m) | 4,593 | 603 | 1 |
| Sebastian Cobb W | Adult (m) | 4,218 | 621 | 3 |
| Doctor Hector von Colossus W | Adult (m) | 5,532 | 857 | 2 |
| Mister Costington W | Adult (m) | 3,506 | 259 | 2 |
| Joey Crusher W | Adult (m) | 3,841 | 614 | 4 |
| Disco Stu P | Adult (m) | 6,544 | 1,169 | 3 |
| Fat Tony W | Adult (m) | 5,919 | 1,307 | 2 |
| Frankie the Squealer W | Adult (m) | 7,976 | 1,231 | 3 |
| Jonathan Frink W | Adult (m) | 2,852 | 627 | 2 |
| Frog Prince W | Adult (m) | 4,522 | 826 | 4 |
| Gloria's Husband W | Adult (m) | 5,282 | 928 | 1 |
| Gil Gunderson P | Adult (m) | 5,293 | 688 | 2 |
| Handsome Pete W | Adult (m) | 6,939 | 1,035 | 2 |
| Frank Grimes P | Adult (m) | 5,553 | 900 | 3 |
| Barney Gumble W | Adult (m) | 5,663 | 921 | 2 |
| Julius Hibbert W | Adult (m) | 7,443 | 1,113 | 2 |
| Lionel Hutz W | Adult (m) | 4,664 | 724 | 2 |
| Jeremy Jailbird W | Adult (m) | 4,320 | 796 | 1 |
| Jimbo Jones P | Adult (m) | 3,934 | 751 | 1 |
| Jeremy Freedman W | Adult (m) | 4,292 | 748 | 2 |
| Leon Kompowsky W | Adult (m) | 4,509 | 807 | 2 |
| Comic Book Guy PL | Adult (m) | 3,768 | 722 | 3 |
| Chester J Lampwick W | Adult (m) | 3,228 | 824 | 3 |
| Lard Lad P | Adult (m) | 4,195 | 678 | 2 |
| Professor Lombardo P | Adult (m) | 4,769 | 681 | 2 |
| Lenny Leonard L | Adult (m) | 4,545 | 643 | 1 |
| Horatio McCallister W | Adult (m) | 5,592 | 955 | 1 |
| Rex Banner W | Adult (m) | 3,085 | 718 | 1 |
| Roger Meyers Junior P | Adult (m) | 3,529 | 719 | 1 |
| Jack Marley W | Adult (m) | 5,258 | 968 | 2 |
| Mister McGreg P | Adult (m) | 4,239 | 1,022 | 2 |
| Just Stamp the Ticket Man W | Adult (m) | 4,162 | 1,022 | 2 |
| Martin Prince P | Adult (m) | 4,235 | 684 | 1 |
| Number One PL | Adult (m) | 3,646 | 684 | 2 |
| Bleeding Gums Murphy W | Adult (m) | 3,896 | 749 | 2 |
| Principal Dondelinger P | Adult (m) | 3,796 | 774 | 2 |
| Marvin Monroe W | Adult (m) | 3,095 | 918 | 0 |
| J Loren Pryor W | Adult (m) | 3,106 | 874 | 2 |
| Freddy Quimby W | Adult (m) | 3,530 | 797 | 1 |
| Corporal Punishment W | Adult (m) | 4,148 | 821 | 3 |
| Joe Quimby W | Adult (m) | 4,767 | 1,013 | 3 |
| Nick Riviera W | Adult (m) | 6,314 | 874 | 2 |
| Luigi Risotto P | Adult (m) | 6,140 | 853 | 1 |
| Gerald Samson W | Adult (m) | 6,230 | 851 | 1 |
| Russ Cargill W | Adult (m) | 4,939 | 1,172 | 2 |
| Jay Sherman P | Adult (m) | 5,950 | 849 | 1 |
| Llewellyn Sinclair W | Adult (m) | 6,288 | 871 | 1 |
| Dave Shutton P | Adult (m) | 5,700 | 875 | 2 |
| Smilin' Joe Fission W | Adult (m) | 5,455 | 831 | 2 |
| Jebediah Springfield W | Adult (m) | 5,657 | 865 | 3 |
| Roy Snyder W | Adult (m) | 5,396 | 851 | 1 |
| Waylon Smithers Junior W | Adult (m) | 6,171 | 831 | 1 |
| Dolph Starbeam P | Adult (m) | 4,212 | 793 | 2 |
| Lucius Sweet W | Adult (m) | 5,345 | 804 | 3 |
| Johnny Tightlips W | Adult (m) | 4,728 | 792 | 1 |
| Timothy Lovejoy Junior W | Adult (m) | 4,775 | 803 | 3 |
| Doctor Velimirovic L | Adult (m) | 4,453 | 843 | 2 |
| Don Vittorio DiMaggio W | Adult (m) | 4,579 | 832 | 2 |
| The Yes Guy W | Adult (m) | 4,687 | 867 | 3 |
| Uter Zorker W | Adult (m) | 5,760 | 874 | 4 |
| Artie Ziff W | Adult (m) | 5,607 | 818 | 4 |
| Herbert Powell W | Adult (m) | 5,928 | 779 | 2 |
| Kearney Zzyzwicz W | Adult (m) | 5,642 | 806 | 2 |
| Skippy Simpson W | Adult (m) | 5,613 | 756 | 3 |
| Jiff Simpson W | Adult (m) | 5,820 | 800 | 3 |
| Hubert Simpson W | Adult (m) | 5,584 | 819 | 1 |
| Humphrey Little Goat W | Adult (m) | 5,097 | 875 | 2 |
| Joe Puffing Goat W | Adult (m) | 5,193 | 815 | 3 |
| Jug Band Manager W | Adult (m) | 5,064 | 844 | 1 |
| Garwood Simpson W | Adult (m) | 4,718 | 851 | 1 |
| Haranouchi Ruined This Lineage M | Adult (m) | 4,850 | 802 | 2 |
| Chet Simpson W | Adult (m) | 4,513 | 828 | 3 |
| Cyrus Simpson W | Adult (m) | 4,548 | 794 | 1 |
| Howland Simpson L | Adult (m) | 5,427 | 815 | 2 |
| Hiram Simpson P | Adult (m) | 5,557 | 787 | 1 |
| Lambert Simpson P | Adult (m) | 4,884 | 813 | 2 |
| Orville Simpson P | Adult (m) | 3,594 | 787 | 2 |
| Shauna Chalmers W | Adult (m) | 5,274 | 872 | 3 |
| Poor Violet W | Adult (m) | 5,760 | 873 | 2 |
| Tina Ballerina L | Adult (m) | 5,648 | 854 | 3 |
| Shary Bobbins PL | Adult (m) | 5,596 | 868 | 5 |
| Martha Quimby W | Adult (m) | 5,769 | 883 | 3 |
| Sven Simpson L | Adult (m) | 6,218 | 836 | 2 |
| Rod Flanders P | Adult (m) | 5,215 | 814 | 5 |
| Todd Flanders W | Adult (m) | 4,851 | 837 | 2 |
| Jehoshaphat Flanders L | Adult (m) | 5,225 | 862 | 3 |
| Cornelius Burns L | Adult (m) | 4,790 | 847 | 2 |
| Eric Von Burns L | Adult (m) | 4,833 | 873 | 2 |
| Zeph Burns W | Adult (m) | 5,246 | 781 | 4 |
| Saul Bernstein W | Adult (m) | 5,125 | 805 | 3 |
| Wainwright Montgomery Burns W | Adult (m) | 5,447 | 812 | 4 |
| Krusty the Clown W | Adult (m) | 5,080 | 797 | 3 |
| Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky W | Adult (m) | 5,593 | 822 | 3 |
| Melvin Van Horne W | Adult (m) | 5,817 | 807 | 2 |
| Nabendu Nahasapeemapetilon W | Adult (m) | 5,734 | 809 | 2 |
| Gheet Nahasapeemapetilon P | Adult (m) | 5,870 | 840 | 5 |
| Grandma Van Houten W | Adult (m) | 5,099 | 793 | 1 |
| Annika Van Houten W | Adult (m) | 7,049 | 1,027 | 1 |
| Nelson Muntz W | Adult (m) | 4,925 | 847 | 2 |
| Judge Muntz W | Adult (m) | 6,240 | 838 | 3 |
| Mary Spuckler W | Adult (m) | 6,315 | 843 | 1 |
| Brandine Spuckler W | Adult (m) | 4,756 | 843 | 1 |
| Cletus Spuckler W | Adult (m) | 5,249 | 887 | 0 |
| Dame Judith Terwilliger W | Adult (m) | 4,857 | 873 | 0 |
| Robert Terwilliger Senior W | Adult (m) | 4,878 | 801 | 2 |
| Neil Terwilliger W | Adult (m) | 4,966 | 852 | 1 |
| Gino Terwilliger W | Adult (m) | 5,117 | 876 | 1 |
| Francesca Terwilliger W | Adult (m) | 4,817 | 847 | 1 |
| Cecil DHP Terwilliger W | Adult (m) | 4,591 | 892 | 1 |
| Fred Kanneke W | Adult (m) | 4,235 | 870 | 2 |
| Wesley Wiggum W | Adult (m) | 4,702 | 884 | 3 |
| Iggy Wiggum W | Adult (m) | 6,361 | 829 | 4 |
| Hungry Spuckler Baby W | Adult (m) | 5,912 | 831 | 2 |
| Normal Head Joe Spuckler P | Adult (m) | 6,569 | 900 | 5 |
| Minimum Wade Spuckler P | Adult (m) | 6,221 | 891 | 6 |
| Merl W | Adult (m) | 5,897 | 950 | 3 |
| Melvis Spuckler W | Adult (m) | 5,480 | 924 | 3 |
| Pediculus Spuckler W | Adult (m) | 6,590 | 1,000 | 5 |
| Stabbed in Jail Spuckler W | Adult (m) | 4,485 | 864 | 1 |
| Rest Stop Spuckler W | Adult (m) | 4,473 | 1,028 | 2 |
| Pete Spuckler W | Adult (m) | 5,576 | 1,031 | 1 |
| Mister Celery W | Adult (m) | 4,904 | 913 | 1 |
| Hard of Hearing W | Adult (m) | 4,564 | 887 | 2 |
| Plug It In Already W | Adult (m) | 4,664 | 911 | 2 |
| Armed and Ready W | Adult (m) | 3,851 | 906 | 2 |
| Pompous Twit W | Adult (m) | 4,282 | 909 | 1 |
| Blah Blah Blah W | Adult (m) | 4,229 | 895 | 1 |
| Godwin's Law W | Adult (m) | 4,734 | 852 | 2 |
| Maundering On W | Adult (m) | 5,209 | 867 | 3 |
| Armored Ambulance W | Adult (m) | 5,425 | 852 | 0 |
| Ouch My Head W | Adult (m) | 5,692 | 856 | 3 |
| Haste Makes Waste W | Adult (m) | 4,099 | 877 | 1 |
| Big Oil Price Gouging W | Adult (m) | 3,947 | 839 | 2 |
| Impatience W | Adult (m) | 3,903 | 834 | 2 |
| Upvoted W | Adult (m) | 5,277 | 837 | 3 |
| What If I Weren't P | Adult (m) | 5,580 | 752 | 3 |
| Ow My Uvula W | Adult (m) | 3,848 | 849 | 1 |
| Question Propaganda W | Adult (m) | 4,393 | 837 | 3 |
| Independent Media W | Adult (m) | 4,200 | 841 | 3 |
| Naming Dragons Ugh W | Adult (m) | 4,437 | 814 | 3 |
| Propaganda Machine W | Adult (m) | 4,295 | 879 | 2 |
| Inner Circle W | Adult (m) | 5,937 | 799 | 4 |
| I HATE LAUNDRY W | Adult (m) | 5,957 | 836 | 2 |
| I HATE DISHWASHING W | Adult (m) | 4,490 | 874 | 2 |
| I HATE ANSWERING EMAIL W | Adult (m) | 3,867 | 865 | 2 |
| I HATE LECTURING W | Adult (m) | 5,700 | 779 | 4 |
| I HATE TUTORING W | Adult (m) | 5,085 | 939 | 2 |
| I HATE PROOFREADING W | Adult (m) | 5,565 | 946 | 2 |
| First Time Caller W | Adult (m) | 4,263 | 847 | 1 |
| Wallace Wolodarsky W | Adult (m) | 4,851 | 853 | 1 |
| 50 Million Frenchmen W | Adult (m) | 4,613 | 882 | 2 |
| Right in the Judaica W | Adult (m) | 4,719 | 857 | 2 |
| Oy Gevalt Iz Mir W | Adult (m) | 5,825 | 890 | 2 |
| It's Not Too Late W | Adult (m) | 5,722 | 873 | 2 |
| Cavalcade W | Adult (m) | 5,453 | 824 | 1 |
| Roll the Cartoon W | Adult (m) | 6,025 | 823 | 1 |
| Enjoy the Show W | Adult (m) | 5,623 | 928 | 1 |
| A Scary Note W | Adult (m) | 5,690 | 862 | 1 |
| Jackpot W | Adult (m) | 5,734 | 841 | 1 |
| I Don't Wanna W | Adult (m) | 5,112 | 911 | 2 |
| You'll Be Sorry W | Adult (m) | 5,621 | 894 | 1 |
| The Monkey's Paw W | Adult (m) | 4,842 | 867 | 1 |