| A young man stands in his | Adult (m) | 2,224 | 679 | 4 |
| bedroom It just so happens that | Adult (m) | 2,256 | 650 | 1 |
| today the 13th of April is this | Adult (f) | 2,467 | 711 | 2 |
| young man's birthday Though it | Adult (m) | 2,273 | 663 | 0 |
| was thirteen years ago he was | Adult (m) | 2,488 | 673 | 3 |
| given life it is only today he | Adult (m) | 2,406 | 689 | 1 |
| will be given a name What will | Adult (f) | 3,267 | 809 | 4 |
| the name of this young man be | Adult (m) | 2,090 | 650 | 2 |
| Your name is JOHN As previously | Adult (m) | 2,243 | 658 | 1 |
| mentioned it is your | Adult (f) | 2,326 | 657 | 1 |
| BIRTHDAY A number of CAKES are | Adult (f) | 2,236 | 635 | 1 |
| scattered about your room You | Adult (m) | 2,675 | 693 | 4 |
| have a variety of INTERESTS You | Adult (f) | 2,446 | 735 | 7 |
| have a passion for REALLY | Adult (f) | 2,491 | 688 | 0 |
| TERRIBLE MOVIES You like to | Adult (f) | 2,449 | 693 | 2 |
| program computers but you are | Adult (f) | 3,419 | 987 | 2 |
| NOT VERY GOOD AT IT You have a | Adult (f) | 2,602 | 683 | 3 |
| fondness for PARANORMAL LORE and | Adult (f) | 2,441 | 678 | 6 |
| are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN | Adult (f) | 2,384 | 701 | 4 |
| You also like to play GAMES | Adult (f) | 3,678 | 784 | 4 |
| sometimes What will you do Your | Adult (f) | 2,485 | 735 | 1 |
| ARMS are in your MAGIC CHEST | Adult (f) | 2,550 | 730 | 2 |
| pooplord Out of sympathy for | Adult (m) | 2,627 | 740 | 1 |
| John's perceived lack of arms | Adult (f) | 2,989 | 764 | 2 |
| you pick up the CAKE for him and | Adult (m) | 2,387 | 739 | 1 |
| put it on his BED You retrieve | Adult (m) | 2,505 | 763 | 3 |
| your FAKE ARMS from the chest | Adult (m) | 2,399 | 768 | 1 |
| You use these for HILARIOUS | Adult (f) | 2,516 | 778 | 1 |
| ANTICS You CAPTCHALOGUE them in | Adult (m) | 2,361 | 684 | 0 |
| your SYLLADEX You have no idea | Adult (m) | 2,265 | 643 | 1 |
| what that actually means | Adult (m) | 4,269 | 830 | 1 |
| though There are other items in | Adult (f) | 2,106 | 683 | 1 |
| the chest In here you keep an | Adult (f) | 2,286 | 700 | 2 |
| array of humorous and | Adult (f) | 2,280 | 706 | 1 |
| mystical ARTIFACTS each one a | Adult (f) | 2,240 | 710 | 2 |
| devastating weapon in the hands | Adult (f) | 2,409 | 696 | 3 |
| of a SKILLED MAGICIAN or a | Adult (m) | 2,668 | 721 | 3 |
| CUNNING PRANKSTER You are | Adult (f) | 2,676 | 719 | 2 |
| neither of these things Among | Adult (f) | 2,508 | 697 | 1 |
| the ARTIFACTS are TWO 2 FAKE | Adult (f) | 2,560 | 715 | 2 |
| ARMS CURRENTLY CAPTCHALOGUED IN | Adult (m) | 2,331 | 706 | 3 |
| YOUR SYLLADEX ONE 1 PAIR OF | Adult (f) | 2,576 | 729 | 1 |
| TRICK HANDCUFFS ONE 1 STUNT | Adult (m) | 2,387 | 702 | 0 |
| SWORD ONE 1 MAGICIAN'S HAT ONE 1 | Adult (m) | 2,138 | 639 | 3 |
| PAIR OF BEAGLE PUSS GLASSES | Adult (f) | 2,354 | 656 | 1 |
| SEVERAL SMOKE PELLETS SEVERAL | Adult (m) | 2,407 | 668 | 2 |
| BLOOD CAPSULES AND ONE 1 COPY OF | Adult (m) | 2,415 | 654 | 0 |
| COLONEL SASSACRE'S DAUNTING | Adult (f) | 2,362 | 676 | 2 |
| TEXT OF MAGICAL FRIVOLITY AND | Adult (f) | 2,448 | 670 | 1 |
| PRACTICAL JAPERY AND ONE 1 COPY | Adult (f) | 2,490 | 668 | 1 |
| OF HARRY ANDERSON'S WISE GUY BY | Adult (f) | 2,420 | 634 | 1 |
| MIKE CAVENEY Some of this stuff | Adult (f) | 2,164 | 630 | 1 |
| may come in handy at some point | Adult (f) | 2,377 | 642 | 0 |
| For now you decide to just take | Adult (f) | 3,327 | 762 | 2 |
| the SMOKE PELLETS You stow the | Adult (m) | 2,179 | 645 | 0 |
| SMOKE PELLETS on one of your | Adult (f) | 2,585 | 708 | 3 |
| CAPTCHALOGUE CARDS in your | Adult (f) | 2,572 | 696 | 0 |
| SYLLADEX You still aren't | Adult (f) | 2,531 | 719 | 1 |
| totally sure what that means but | Adult (m) | 2,558 | 681 | 2 |
| you are starting to get the hang | Adult (m) | 2,398 | 746 | 1 |
| of the vernacular at least You | Adult (m) | 2,369 | 731 | 1 |
| have two empty CAPTCHALOGUE | Adult (f) | 2,245 | 753 | 0 |
| CARDS remaining You aren't | Adult (f) | 2,512 | 735 | 1 |
| totally sure if EQUIP is a verb | Adult (f) | 2,335 | 725 | 0 |
| copasetic with the abstract | Adult (f) | 3,688 | 867 | 2 |
| behavioral medium in which you | Adult (m) | 2,767 | 736 | 1 |
| dwell but you give it a try | Adult (m) | 2,790 | 759 | 0 |
| anyway Unfortunately you cannot | Adult (f) | 3,764 | 880 | 2 |
| access the FAKE ARMS Their card | Adult (m) | 2,786 | 745 | 1 |
| is underneath the one you just | Adult (f) | 2,809 | 762 | 1 |
| used to captchalogue the SMOKE | Adult (f) | 2,694 | 772 | 0 |
| PELLETS You will have to use the | Adult (f) | 2,449 | 750 | 1 |
| pellets first in order to access | Adult (f) | 2,596 | 755 | 0 |
| the arms But this is probably | Adult (f) | 2,588 | 762 | 1 |
| unadvisable since you'd just | Adult (f) | 2,706 | 766 | 2 |
| make your room lousy with smoke | Adult (m) | 2,606 | 734 | 0 |
| Your SYLLADEX'S FETCH MODUS is | Adult (m) | 2,760 | 761 | 1 |
| currently dictated by the logic | Adult (f) | 2,509 | 725 | 0 |
| of a STACK DATA STRUCTURE You | Adult (f) | 2,590 | 738 | 0 |
| were never all that great with | Adult (f) | 2,784 | 825 | 4 |
| data structures and you find the | Adult (f) | 2,860 | 828 | 1 |
| concept puzzling and mildly | Adult (m) | 2,821 | 817 | 0 |
| irritating But with any hope | Adult (f) | 2,725 | 805 | 1 |
| perhaps you will advance new | Adult (f) | 2,821 | 830 | 0 |
| more practical FETCH MODI for | Adult (f) | 2,808 | 864 | 2 |
| your SYLLADEX with a little more | Adult (m) | 2,759 | 861 | 3 |
| experience Is it even possible | Adult (f) | 2,884 | 862 | 1 |
| to get any more hard boiled than | Adult (m) | 2,884 | 822 | 2 |
| that You really doubt it This | Adult (m) | 2,891 | 862 | 0 |
| (gwsl6) | Adult (m) | 2,958 | 828 | 1 |
| (ZJH0j) | Adult (f) | 2,960 | 854 | 1 |
| (n6hLI) | Adult (f) | 2,942 | 881 | 1 |
| (1DsFU) | Adult (f) | 2,903 | 843 | 2 |
| (SC39W) | Adult (f) | 2,856 | 846 | 4 |
| (DObwV) | Adult (f) | 2,168 | 655 | 1 |
| (C9OkA) | Adult (m) | 2,060 | 672 | 2 |
| (VPNHP) | Adult (m) | 2,280 | 703 | 5 |
| (4NjSQ) | Adult (m) | 2,119 | 663 | 3 |
| (9Cmuj) | Adult (f) | 2,754 | 776 | 0 |
| (51HIi) | Adult (m) | 2,785 | 718 | 1 |
| (IZJGU) | Adult (m) | 1,904 | 750 | 0 |
| (mDCtW) | Adult (f) | 1,920 | 739 | 2 |
| (VOOe0) | Adult (m) | 1,814 | 696 | 1 |
| (E8as9) | Adult (m) | 1,935 | 748 | 1 |