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- Didn't Know It Was Loaded
  - Bought a Parachute Cheap
    - Tripped on a Skate
      - Tried to Make Meth
        Went over the Rail
        Fell Down the Stairs
        Assaulted by Bears
        Found Spoiled Meat on Sale
        Wasted Away
        Thrown out of a Sleigh
      - Nibbled to Death
        Cut the Wrong Wire
        Choked on a Peach
        Sucked Dry by a Leech
        Got Trapped in a Dryer
        Smothered under a Rug
        Done In by a Thug
    - Quit Smoking Too Late
      - Went Up in Flames
        Mistaken for Skeet
        Drowned in a Lake
        Took Lye by Mistake
        Dried Out in the Heat
        Struck with an Axe
        Swallowed Some Tacks
      - Tried to Name Names
        Drove on the Wrong Side
        Swept out to Sea
        Died of Ennui
        Just Lay Down and Died
        Run Through with an Awl
        Trampled Flat in a Brawl
  - Drifted off in Her Sleep
    - Strangled with a Garrote
      - Mishandled a Saw
        Watched TV in the Shower
        Sank in a Mire
        Consumed by a Fire
        Plunged Headfirst from a Tower
        Perished of Fits
        Flew into Bits
      - Ate False Morels Raw
        Put Wolfsbane in Soup
        Slipped down a Drain
        Squashed under a Train
        Cracked Her Head on the Stoop
        Embedded in Ice
        Devoured by Mice
    - Meant to Brake but Forgot
      - Crushed by a Tractor
        Ate Expired Fish
        Head Was Knocked In
        Drank Too Much Gin
        Made the Wrong Wish
        Shot with Harpoons
        Worked Over by Goons
      - Learned Skill was a Factor
        Squeezed by a Snake
        Hid in a Fridge
        Fell off a Bridge
        Put Strychnine in Cake
        Petted a Spider
        Crashed Her Hang Glider
- First Drowned Then Imploded
  - Went Down With the Ship
    - Thought Drain Cleaner Was Punch
      - Watched the Fireworks Up Close
        Pecked to Death by a Swan
        Killed with Kung Fu
        Split into Two
        Thought the Safety Was On
        Used a Short Fuse
        Found Snakes in Her Shoes
      - Must Have Misread the Dose
        Caught Up in a Riot
        Caught Between Gears
        Gored with Two Spears
        Went on the Air Diet
        Caught in a Quake
        Burned at the Stake
    - Picked Wild Mushrooms for Lunch
      - Didn't Signal His Turns
        Proved He Wasn't Afraid
        Hanged with a Noose
        Squeezed into Juice
        Never Threw the Grenade
        Contracted West Nile
        Murdered by Guile
      - Died of Tetanus from Burns
        Washed Away in a Flood
        Buried in Snow
        Felled with One Blow
        Lost Five Liters of Blood
        Wrecked on the Rocks
        Gored by an Ox
  - Made Just One Little Slip
    - Savaged by Swine
      - Shot Full of Holes
        Didn't Turn Off the Gas
        Perished of Thirst
        Swelled Up and Burst
        Cut Her Thigh on Some Glass
        Shot by a Sniper
        Killed by a Viper
      - Didn't Know the Controls
        Forgot His Inhaler
        Jumped Off on a Dare
        Had Time for One Prayer
        Crushed by a Hay Baler
        Stepped on a Mine
        Drank Hemlock in Wine
    - Learned It Wasn't Benign
      - Didn't Boil What He Canned
        Thought He Could Swim
        Bled Dry by Ticks
        Pelted with Bricks
        Impaled on a Limb
        Shot in a Coup
        Disembowelled by a Roo
      - Saw the Meltdown Firsthand
        Played Russian Roulette
        Stung by a Swarm
        Blew Away in a Storm
        Had a Krait for a Pet
        Breathed Too Much Smoke
        Pushed In as a Joke