Lineage: First Drowned Then Imploded

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First Drowned Then Imploded
- Went Down With the Ship
  - Thought Drain Cleaner Was Punch
    - Watched the Fireworks Up Close
      - Pecked to Death by a Swan
        Killed with Kung Fu
        Split into Two
      - Thought the Safety Was On
        Used a Short Fuse
        Found Snakes in Her Shoes
    - Must Have Misread the Dose
      - Caught Up in a Riot
        Caught Between Gears
        Gored with Two Spears
      - Went on the Air Diet
        Caught in a Quake
        Burned at the Stake
  - Picked Wild Mushrooms for Lunch
    - Didn't Signal His Turns
      - Proved He Wasn't Afraid
        Hanged with a Noose
        Squeezed into Juice
      - Never Threw the Grenade
        Contracted West Nile
        Murdered by Guile
    - Died of Tetanus from Burns
      - Washed Away in a Flood
        Buried in Snow
        Felled with One Blow
      - Lost Five Liters of Blood
        Wrecked on the Rocks
        Gored by an Ox
- Made Just One Little Slip
  - Savaged by Swine
    - Shot Full of Holes
      - Didn't Turn Off the Gas
        Perished of Thirst
        Swelled Up and Burst
      - Cut Her Thigh on Some Glass
        Shot by a Sniper
        Killed by a Viper
    - Didn't Know the Controls
      - Forgot His Inhaler
        Jumped Off on a Dare
        Had Time for One Prayer
      - Crushed by a Hay Baler
        Stepped on a Mine
        Drank Hemlock in Wine
  - Learned It Wasn't Benign
    - Didn't Boil What He Canned
      - Thought He Could Swim
        Bled Dry by Ticks
        Pelted with Bricks
      - Impaled on a Limb
        Shot in a Coup
        Disembowelled by a Roo
    - Saw the Meltdown Firsthand
      - Played Russian Roulette
        Stung by a Swarm
        Blew Away in a Storm
      - Had a Krait for a Pet
        Breathed Too Much Smoke
        Pushed In as a Joke