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First Drowned Then Imploded
Went Down With the Ship
Thought Drain Cleaner Was Punch
Watched the Fireworks Up Close
Pecked to Death by a Swan
Killed with Kung Fu
Split into Two
Thought the Safety Was On
Used a Short Fuse
Found Snakes in Her Shoes
Must Have Misread the Dose
Caught Up in a Riot
Caught Between Gears
Gored with Two Spears
Went on the Air Diet
Caught in a Quake
Burned at the Stake
Picked Wild Mushrooms for Lunch
Didn't Signal His Turns
Proved He Wasn't Afraid
Hanged with a Noose
Squeezed into Juice
Never Threw the Grenade
Contracted West Nile
Murdered by Guile
Died of Tetanus from Burns
Washed Away in a Flood
Buried in Snow
Felled with One Blow
Lost Five Liters of Blood
Wrecked on the Rocks
Gored by an Ox
Made Just One Little Slip
Savaged by Swine
Shot Full of Holes
Didn't Turn Off the Gas
Perished of Thirst
Swelled Up and Burst
Cut Her Thigh on Some Glass
Shot by a Sniper
Killed by a Viper
Didn't Know the Controls
Forgot His Inhaler
Jumped Off on a Dare
Had Time for One Prayer
Crushed by a Hay Baler
Stepped on a Mine
Drank Hemlock in Wine
Learned It Wasn't Benign
Didn't Boil What He Canned
Thought He Could Swim
Bled Dry by Ticks
Pelted with Bricks
Impaled on a Limb
Shot in a Coup
Disembowell
ed by a Roo
Saw the Meltdown Firsthand
Played Russian Roulette
Stung by a Swarm
Blew Away in a Storm
Had a Krait for a Pet
Breathed Too Much Smoke
Pushed In as a Joke