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Lucky to be born
Mistook aconite for samphire
Followed a fool on a quest
Fought a colossus for his bream
Fell asleep floating downstream
Pooped in a hellfire's nest
Drank lava to impress his mate
Kept pestering a sleeping krait
Fell in love with a vampire
Asked misfit pygmies to play
Got his head stuck in a flagon
Tried to eat a cheese dragon
Interrupted
a courtship display
Caused an avalanche by shrieking
Gave a hellhorse tail a tweaking